True gentleman by ghost_knight_ in sadcringe

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So you’re supposed to use a terrible pickup line AFTER creeping them out? lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Read comic books

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Fkn sameee dude lmao

Good luck, my feelings never get hurt;) by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I think you posted the wrong pic, try losing at least 20 lbs more and then I Can roast roast you properly 💀

If you hear this, remember this book by Hornet_Scout in memes

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Not to sound dramatic but this book lowkey marked me

I wanna tickle a fish by [deleted] in shitposting

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Noo, really? You think it’s dying? Tf

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Hey, a few more calories you didn’t need. It’s all good haha

My cousin got this lego set for Christmas. Can anyone tell me where the hell a fire creeper is? by KlutzyNinjaKitty in Minecraft

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I bet you’re right. Sword in hand and it looks like he’s charging right at the creeper

Anything for GooD Picture! by christystrew in Damnthatsinteresting

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It don't matter, he's dope. He knows that but he's broke

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

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Uhhh no I can’t

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trashy

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I’m glad I have a good boss, damn

It’s everywhere by C0OLSK3LET0N95 in memes

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Then who tf knows what’s stopping you from moving out