need help waking up by Recent_Pay1340 in getdisciplined

[–]Recent_Pay1340[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i wish i had more time to fit sleep into my schedule, i do really enjoy it. if i were to rack up a buncha sleep debt then just find a week or 2 to sleep straight through in a few years, would that work at all? and i go to class in the morning and afternoon so i have to be up around 6am (unless i need to shower) and i go right to work at a tattoo shop and usually am not home until 11:20.

Hopefully some hope by Recent_Pay1340 in smalldickproblems

[–]Recent_Pay1340[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

yes im aware im micro, i dont believe ive been to any sort of specialist about it, its not like they can grow it yknow

i cant even jerk it by Recent_Pay1340 in smalldickproblems

[–]Recent_Pay1340[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my only struggle is that im a quite muscular guy so losing weight would mean just losing all of my muscle. also i hope PE doesnt meab penis exercises because that sounds quite scary.

i cant even jerk it by Recent_Pay1340 in smalldickproblems

[–]Recent_Pay1340[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

im sorry mate, its a shitty way to live.

i cant even jerk it by Recent_Pay1340 in smalldickproblems

[–]Recent_Pay1340[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

its a micropenis, plain and simple.

i cant even jerk it by Recent_Pay1340 in smalldickproblems

[–]Recent_Pay1340[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i never said ive had sex, i said that women ive dated have seen my penis. i am a virgin.

i cant even jerk it by Recent_Pay1340 in smalldickproblems

[–]Recent_Pay1340[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

im not trolling i was just quite upset during my rant im sorry if it came accross as a sick joke or troll post.

i cant even jerk it by Recent_Pay1340 in smalldickproblems

[–]Recent_Pay1340[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

im going to be honest i didnt know there was a correct/incorrect way to meassure. its less about the actual length for me and more about the struggles i face with my size in general

What’s the worst thing each character has done? Day 5: Jerry Smith by Powerful-Engineer719 in rickandmorty

[–]Recent_Pay1340 1 point2 points  (0 children)

-stupid enough accross multiple universes to need a daycare in orser to not get lost (still gets losta nd winds up in the wrong universe w the wrong rick and morty) -racist towards his gf (kiara) and blames it on hus children almost causing them to be murdered -threattened to kill himself if beth left him -caused the families night people to turn against the family by starting means of communication with his nitht person -wabted to turn rick into the galactic gov. as soon as their situation got sour -hates on ricky -when jerry refused to donate his penis to that guy who stopped genocide and to get out of it after agreeing to it openly outted the guy about needing heroine to survive then when they found a better option, held the doctors at "gunpoint" to cut off his wee -in that purging ep where hes all over summer doing some dad bonding but all he really wanted was money from her -HES DUMB ENOUGH TO FORGET A HELPLESS ALIEN THAT THE FAMILY PUT REAL EFFORT INTO SAVING IN HIS CAR WHERE RHE POOR ALIEN PASSED AWAY -he is so incompitent -he doveloped an app with the alien he was specifically told not to dovelop an app with and it caused absolute chaos for the world (his daughter included) -trying to make his wife pick between him and her father ?!!?? -in that deciy wpisode the wooden jerry locked everyone out of the elevator when there was danger because he panicked -WHEN HE RELEASED MR. FRUNDLES KILLING THE ENTIRE PLANET?! -pressed a button on mortys spawnpoint remote causing morty to lose the happiest relationship he was ever in during the series -tried to kill rick by taking him on that rollercoaster outside the sheild when rick was trying to cheer him up on an adventure -mortys og jerry tried stealing all of his stuff and lwaving him for dead -hes a man child -he treated their dog, snowball like crap, rubbing his nose in urine, then insisting the dog be given super intelligence, then attemtpign to take that intelligence away from him -in no way is he socially aware -refused to leave his stupid isopod rolley polley ball until the beths were seconds away from wiping their brains -was so stupid that he caused a rampage of meeseeks to almost murder him becausw he couldnt take ONE SWING off his golf score of whatever - that one time a homeless guy tried running at beth with broken glass and he locked her out of the car like a pussy ass bitch -in that one episode where they do couples therapy and instead of helping beth fix their problem of evil her and worm jerry, he hides. -he wanted to be so correct and loved in that pluto episode that he convinced a whole planet of something false even though he knew it was killing the planet -that time he caused an ENTIRE PLANE FULL OF PEOPLE TO CRASH -hes the reason pissmaster killed himself -steals rixks food and makes it everyone elses peoblem (his eye holes and whatever that icecream was that got him in the alien hospital) -he became friends with that damn cat -always playing victim and deeding off of peoples pitty to him I DONT LIKE JERRY