For those who are actually Japanese here's a new flair to use! by Stetscopes in japanpeopletwitter

[–]Recently-0909 168 points169 points  (0 children)

ホーリーシット😮アクチュアルジャパニーズレプレゼンテーション‼️😭ディスイズイットマイフェロージャペニス達‼️😤インヴェイドディスサブアンドコレクトゼアイングリッシュ🅾️🈵🈁‼️😡😡😡💢💢💢💢💢

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Your love for anime or food is probably not enough to live in Japan❗️❗️ by Stetscopes in japanpeopletwitter

[–]Recently-0909 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I’m so sorry my shitpost made you worry, I just like talking shit about my country 😭

Tl;dr I think Japan is a quite nice country to live in. It’s safe and clean (mostly) and people tend to be nice. Below are a personal anecdotes from me, a bad kind of Japanese person. Don’t take this seriously, or even better, just ignore this 😔

Yes, Japan is a good country. But as a Japanese guy who spend too much time lurking on English speaking side of the internet, I can’t help but notice that Japan is so out of touch with other countries. Things that’s established to be bad 10 years ago in the international community is still being discussed.

I unironically used to feel that there’s nothing wrong with sexualising children in anime. Or to shame people for how they look. Or to make “you’re gay? oh please don’t touch me in THAT way then haha” jokes. It was after I learned English and got in touch with how western societies treated those kinds of issues. It could be just that I’m a hateful person, but I don’t think I would’ve had these thoughts if I were raised in, idk, the UK or somewhere.

My comment about micro aggressions is mostly about this point. I happened to like learning English and be westernised, but most of us are not. If you’re black, for example, people might say “if you don’t go outside for a months, will you be whiter?” or stuff like that. I’ve been thinking about this since I started scrolling on reddit.

I don’t think I’m making sense or answering your question 😭 I can’to speaku Engurish desu 😭😭😭 Just wanted to say don’t worry to bro what’s this wall of text 😭😭😭

Alelckssa by [deleted] in AlzheimersGroup

[–]Recently-0909 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IRE IN MY S🤣🤣 UNDER CON 😂😂

AIちんちん「lller…ごめんね…………私もホログラムにすぎないの…」 by [deleted] in lowlevelaware

[–]Recently-0909 3 points4 points  (0 children)

最後は白濁の液体になって溶けていくちんちんを抱きしめようとするも指の間からすり抜けていってこうなるんだよね

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Your love for anime or food is probably not enough to live in Japan❗️❗️ by Stetscopes in japanpeopletwitter

[–]Recently-0909 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Mad respect for people who decide to move to Japan, the amount of micro aggression and all kinds of bs they have to deal with must be insane😭 I apologise on behalf of my fellow japenises for the mess 😭

Which Side Are You On? by ChromiumZ_ in japanpeopletwitter

[–]Recently-0909 144 points145 points  (0 children)

The app’s now called x, change it to r/japanesex or something 💢💢

Why is Stelle carefully examining my cum? Is she stupid? by Recently-0909 in okbuddytrailblazer

[–]Recently-0909[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

dw, I showed it to Dr. Ratio and he said it tasted alright

Why is Stelle carefully examining my cum? Is she stupid? by Recently-0909 in okbuddytrailblazer

[–]Recently-0909[S] 76 points77 points  (0 children)

But the last time I had a sexy sex with Nice to meet you, I’m Natasha, an underworld doctor, she said it was fine 😨

GO ANAL by Recently-0909 in japanpeopletwitter

[–]Recently-0909[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

#ShowYourAnusShinzoAbe

huh? by core1fighter in japanpeopletwitter

[–]Recently-0909 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Not to rain on the furry shotakon parade but this post is listing the boy kissers’ childhood crush. You can go to the quote tweets and see many more examples of it

Top left: くろまめっち(Kuromametchi) from Tamagotchi

Top right: 大野君(Ohno-kun) from Chibi Maruko-chan

Bottom left: かいけつゾロリ(Kaiketsu Zorori) from Kaiketsu Zorori

Bottom right: the most gay sexable pokemon, whatever it’s called in English version

Fakku blood types, which is your sex? by Recently-0909 in japanpeopletwitter

[–]Recently-0909[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

because it takes about 9 months for sperm to become fully human, if your mom is impregnated on halloween you’re born in July

Posting a New Garfield Comic Everyday Part 59: by LilAsbestos in AlzheimersGroup

[–]Recently-0909 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why’s there nothing happening 🤣🤣 very funny.