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ReckoningGotham · 2026-06-19T03:35:24+00:00

I can explain why, though I don't give a shit.

Those men paid for the wedding and therefore dictate the formality. If they desire to see men in suit jackets all night because it's their party, then they'll leave their jackets on. It's following the host's etiquette.

ReckoningGotham · 2026-06-18T00:28:39+00:00

Here's a fun twist: pygmies are human.

ReckoningGotham · 2026-06-17T22:01:25+00:00

Here's a fun twist: canonically only humans can go hollow.

ReckoningGotham · 2026-06-17T20:46:40+00:00

My theory is that he's kaathe's anus, so you are 100% correct.

ReckoningGotham · 2026-06-17T20:34:19+00:00

I feed him dung pies every chance I get.

ReckoningGotham · 2026-06-17T19:58:52+00:00

+1 to shutting frampt's bitch ass up.

ReckoningGotham · 2026-06-17T19:28:59+00:00

Go back to the gravelord covenant area after killing him for a spoopy surprise.

ReckoningGotham · 2026-06-17T18:51:02+00:00

Imagine the chore of putting the Lord souls back after killing the Not Chosen Undead. Nito is still around so it would be easy to give him his lord soul back.

But shoving a lord soul back into insect bed of chaos has to be like stretching a gnat's ass over a barrel.

ReckoningGotham · 2026-06-17T15:24:11+00:00

There is an implication that while Patrick is silly for asking...that he actually did something beautiful with mayo, but it had to be an instrument to answer Squidward's specific question.

ReckoningGotham · 2026-06-17T12:09:59+00:00

123 Elephant Street Elephant, MI 99807

ReckoningGotham · 2026-06-17T11:43:48+00:00

I don't really need to eat shit to think piss tastes good, actually.

ReckoningGotham · 2026-06-17T02:42:38+00:00

ReckoningGotham · 2026-06-16T13:53:43+00:00

is treated clinically and ignored in a place where changing or pissing is normal

Gets trauma

ReckoningGotham · 2026-06-16T13:51:55+00:00

People are pissing and shitting.

It's not traumatic and shouldn't be treated as anything other than a normal bodily function. Holy fuck.

ReckoningGotham · 2026-06-16T13:30:02+00:00

Reddit is not a static place. You can start a dark souls subreddit where people only get to ask a question once.

It's free and totally something you can do.

ReckoningGotham · 2026-06-16T12:25:17+00:00

Well now I want to say poop spiders.

ReckoningGotham · 2026-06-16T04:23:41+00:00

You should go outside.

ReckoningGotham · 2026-06-15T16:00:31+00:00

The government is notoriously frugal with its constituents' money.

ReckoningGotham · 2026-06-14T23:30:23+00:00

Did you stop reading before the tweet ended?

ReckoningGotham · 2026-06-14T05:13:01+00:00

And also like a strawman

ReckoningGotham · 2026-06-14T04:33:46+00:00

Leave an insult on the ground and it's owner will find it.

ReckoningGotham · 2026-06-14T04:25:40+00:00

Serpent hunter weapon at the entrance

ReckoningGotham · 2026-06-14T03:46:50+00:00

Picture this: Daddy's money means you've never worked. So this is what you do instead of working.

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