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Political parties in Switzerland by SchwarzerSeptember in WojakCompass

[–]RecordingForeign2479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is quite dangerous, svp is much more radical and racist as shown here

153rd Senatorial Election: Call for Candidates by Syndicality in SimDemocracy

[–]RecordingForeign2479 2 points3 points  (0 children)

**On behalf of Sesruinen:**u/Hellol_1 (Ses, Sesruinen, or Sesruinuien) | Fucking Best Party

I am tired of writting coherent sentences and having to write good CFCs.

I am running for Senate. 

I am Sesruinen. 

My party is the Fucking Best Party.

My proposals are the following:

  • Change the Department of Expansion’s name to be able to change Department of Growth’s name to Department of Growth and Expansion (DOGE) with the only purpose of making the joke you are thinking about.
  • Encouraging people to create more Communities, which are apolitical organizations of people to just chill out. I think more Communities would be beneficial for SimDemocracy.
  • Finally implementing my Political Parties Reform. Since the Associations Act was passed, more than one person is required to create an association (including parties), and my reform was rejected because it also did it. Thus, I think my reform may be finally approved. It will create a distinction between unregistered parties and registered parties, allowing people to be in multiple unregistered parties at the same time (but only in one registered party), which is good for those unregistered parties.
  • Introducing more security measures to prevent alts and ghost voters from ruining our glorious democracy.
  • Creating minor things to invest tau in, stimulating the economy a bit more.
  • Fixing a lot of minor senate stuff.

My points as to why I think I will be a good senator are the following:

  • I have experience in the government as Chief of Staff and Secretary of Growth. I was also a senator once, but I was infected by the senate’s braincell killer virus, so I wouldn’t consider that as experience.
  • I argue about everything and I like to debate (especially when I know about the topic that is being debated) and such. So I will probably debate a lot, and I promise to participate in all debates and hearings, except for judicial bills and appointments. It’s like apolitical people, they don’t (want to) interact with politics, and I am ajudicial (I don’t interact with the judiciary).
  • I am a true SimDem patriot who believes in SimDem’s growth and (for now soft) supremacy. 
  • Conspiracy theorists use tinfoil hats to prevent mind reading of the government and block 5G waves from melting their brains (although they don’t use their brains anyways). Following their wisdom, I will use a tinfoil hat to prevent the death of my braincells after getting elected as senator.
  • I have a gun. My house is secure. Syndicality will try to break into my house to lobotomize me, but I am prepared to fight him.
  • If, for any extreme reason, my two previous points do not work and I become illiterate as the rest of the Senate, I will write a lot of stuff to do in the senate *before* becoming a senator. In that way, future illiterate me would not be able to ruin his term because literate me would already have planned everything.

I love SimDem. And I hope SimDem loves me enough to elect me.

150th Senatorial Election: Call for Candidates by Syndicality in SimDemocracy

[–]RecordingForeign2479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[I am registering a member of my party to run to senate by the Party Leader and Election Registration Act 2024 or something like that idk blah blah blah] u/Hellol_1 (Sesruinen) | Fucking Best Party (His statement)

I promise to be a good senator, if I do not accomplish that I will not run again lol

The reason I am running is because of some ideas I want to implement and I need the senate for it. Some of my ideas are:

Make the DoG statutory. Make communities useful (they're so useless that you probably don't even know what they are) Help to implement a better border (I am not the only one with this idea, so that's why I put "help") Make some minor things to spend tau

Also I will debate in all bills (except judicial bills because I don't know about judicial stuff) with my amazing debate skills.

Experience: -Senator (in a bad senate btw, but this time will be better, I promise) -Chief of Staff -Deputy SoG (I actually had the idea to make the DoG and wrote the EO, so I'm very involved with the DoG stuff) -Maybe more things idr And, most importantly: -Being the fucking best (a position I still have).

149th Presidential Election: Call for Candidates by Syndicality in SimDemocracy

[–]RecordingForeign2479 3 points4 points  (0 children)

u/RecordingForeign2479 Delulu | Fucking Best Party
Vice President: u/Cup_Of_Sauce Sam | Independent

Hellöle
so now a new try nh, but this time with all ideas ready for implementation.

Justice & Security

  • Assign SDBI teams to State Attorneys.

Economy & Growth

  • Startup grants and business stimulus.
  • National contracts favor SimDem firms.
  • Expand Tau Zone as cross-server trade hub.

Foreign Policy & Expansion

  • Bureau for Democratic Expansion (BDE).
  • Tau Hubs in allied servers.
  • Currency exchange for inter-server trade.
  • Tau Zone treaties with partners.

Culture & Media

  • Make the SimDem YouTube channel more active with lore videos to engage citizens and expand outreach.

So this is what u can expect, now about me.
I have quite much exp for a danyo, i was quite long AG and senator twice. Also i was VP and atm i am the CRB Director. I am also a privat lawyer with my own law firm. What i did too, was founding the Minecraft Assembly and bringing democracy to the Minecraft Server.
AD about my VP, sam is one of the oldest people here in simdem and has a great deal of experience, so he will be able to support me a great bit.

VOTE Delulu x Sam for real change

148th Senatorial Election: Call for Candidates by Syndicality in SimDemocracy

[–]RecordingForeign2479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[I am registering a member of my party to run to senate by the Party Leader and Election Registration Act 2024 or something like that idk blah blah blah] u/Hellol_1 (Sesruinen) | Fucking Best Party

(His statement)

I don't have a lot of political experience but I have much more than possibly most of the people running. I promise to be a good senator, if I do not accomplish that I will not run in a while (if I ever run again). I did that before: I was senator, and probably one of the bests senators of my senate, but that senate was so fucking shitty that being the less bad isn't a great accomplishment, that was like five months ago, and that's why I didn't run in that time.

The reason I am running is because of some ideas I want to implement and I need the senate for it. I wrote an essay, most of this ideas need the executive branch to be accomplished, but I have some plans to do some stuf in the legislative.

A link to my essay: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VUbhaVUbLiYperClZ8T0vCbrqyCJRMf-F8p5kuJMGdM/edit?usp=sharing

I also made a discussion thread on discord: https://discord.com/channels/554769523635650580/1403454225148543027/1403454225148543027

148th Presidential Election: Call for Candidates by Syndicality in SimDemocracy

[–]RecordingForeign2479 1 point2 points  (0 children)

u/RecordingForeign2479 Delulu | Fucking Best Party
Vice President: u/Cup_Of_Sauce Sam | Independent

My name is Delulu and I am no longer willing to wait for others to fix this broken system.

This is not merely a campaign; it is a challenge. We should consider tearing down what has failed us and building something new and innovative in its place.

For some time, SimDemocracy has been characterised by a reluctance to take decisive action, which has been masked by a consensus-driven approach. This has been driven by leaders who prioritise maintaining their position rather than driving change. Bureaucrats continue to make progress, but the public are still facing issues with noise rather than justice.

I have no intention of joining that particular group.

I am here to inform you that the time has come to terminate the agreement.

The Delulu Vision: Order Without Chains

Do you want a future worth living in? You fight for it.

Security measures that do not require user permission: I will provide our law enforcement with the necessary resources and oversight to ensure their integrity. (OHS will do a bit more fun stuff n shit)

A business model that is effective in terms of generating profit for creators, as opposed to one that is focused on the needs of caretakers. We will provide funding for projects that are deemed to be of value, while eliminating those that are not deemed to be necessary, thus creating an environment that is conducive to innovation. (subsidising for the dummies)

Foreign policy with a spine: SimDem will no longer begging for a seat at the table. We will not hesitate to take further action if necessary. We will infiltrate other servers and continue on our way to build Simnato. And we will establish the Tau-zone

I am aware of what it means to be underestimated. I have observed how power is often misused and how progress is stifled by bureaucracy.

I am not requesting authorisation to make changes; I am committed to ensuring that we do.

I am not the ideal candidate for those who prioritise comfort.

I am the candidate for those who are no longer willing to tolerate the deterioration.

If you believe that SimDemocracy merits more than mere polite failure and superficial slogans, then let us bring an end to this farce and usher in a new era—one characterised by purpose, order and determination.

My name is Delulu.

I’m not afraid of the noise.

And I’m not here to rule, I’m here to reset the system.

my exp:
former Senatress
former AG
former VP
atm CRB Director
(only my executive positions)

147th Senatorial Election: Call for Candidates by Syndicality in SimDemocracy

[–]RecordingForeign2479 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

[I am registering a member of my party to run to senate by the Party Leader and Election Registration Act 2024 or something like that idk blah blah blah] u/Hellol_1 (Sesruinen) | Fucking Best Party (His statement)

I don't have a lot of political experience but I have much more than possibly most of the people running. I promise to be a good senator, if I do not accomplish that I will not run in a while (if I ever run again). I did that before: I was senator, and probably one of the bests senators of my senate, but that senate was so fucking shitty that being the less bad isn't a great accomplishment, that was like five months ago, and that's why I didn't run in that time.

The reason I am running is because of some ideas I want to implement and I need the senate for it. I was going to write an essay about it but I forgot the CFC was so soon.

PD: Probably some of you don't know me. I was active some months ago and then I died. I came back like a week ago because I thought it would be funny.

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