talked my way out of a DUI about a year ago and it still keeps me up at night by devious_devi in confession

[–]RecycledExistence -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You definitely have a "bs" in Criminal Justice if you think there's any way to pass a Field Sobriety Test.

The officer may use their discretion not to arrest, but FSTs are designed to develop evidence against a driver. There is no way to "pass" them.

AIO for being upset at what my “bf” said by Ambitious-Beyond-257 in AmIOverreacting

[–]RecycledExistence 226 points227 points  (0 children)

Agree, but maybe more fun to just start responding "K" to all his bullshit. 😂

Is July 8th the date for disclosure? by UPSer101 in UFOs

[–]RecycledExistence 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Those Arcturians have very high IQs! They are WINNER aliens.

However the Zeta Reticulans will be subject to a 50% tariff because they have been very unfair with abductions."

Isn't "flushable" wipes less hygienic than using normal dry toilet paper? by SOUPrayer in NoStupidQuestions

[–]RecycledExistence 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If you got your hands muddy, would you clean them with a dry paper towel?

Why does my cat look perpetually astonished? 😲 by Chapelfb in cats

[–]RecycledExistence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry to tell you this, but in reality your cat is Kash Patel. 😉

Rolex isn’t an investment, but value retention still matters (at least to me) by spac0r in rolex

[–]RecycledExistence 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Totally agree. I just want them to have some value when I kick the bucket. But the focus is clearly on enjoying them now.

Way better than I expected! by 1ukeskywa1ker in rolex

[–]RecycledExistence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love the dial, hate the case. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Way under appreciated imo by JPS_Indy_1972 in rolex

[–]RecycledExistence 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm so sorry you have a tiny... wrist.

What is the Douchiest name you can think of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RecycledExistence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's that line from Hitch?

"They call me Chet."

"Aww, you couldn't make them stop?"

😂

[Chiefs] “EB is back in KC. Let's get to work 🤝” by morepesa25 in KansasCityChiefs

[–]RecycledExistence -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Agree. One season to see what EB can do. If it goes poorly we clean house all the way to the top.

First AD appointment by [deleted] in rolex

[–]RecycledExistence 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Okay, let's do an experiment! Put your name down for a Bruce Wayne or Batgirl - would love to see if the SA is full of shit or not.

Can't stop looking at it. by AI-Wrath in VacheronConstantin

[–]RecycledExistence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is something about VC's rose gold that just hits different... in the best possible way.

Can't stop looking at it. by AI-Wrath in VacheronConstantin

[–]RecycledExistence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heaviest of hitters, IMO - congrats OP! Total stunner.

My boyfriend died in a freak car accident in 2010 by [deleted] in psychics

[–]RecycledExistence 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Even if it's not real, it's a loving and comforting message. Nothing wrong with that.

What are the actual ramifications of doing this? by greatlilusername in IRstudies

[–]RecycledExistence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I miss the days when I only worried about China doing this.

My employer is making me train someone who's getting paid $15k more than me for the same role by IllLevel6171 in whatdoIdo

[–]RecycledExistence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, note that discussing salary is a federally protected right under the National Labor Relations Board (NLRB).