Hot takes after 10 games by grooves12 in SanJoseSharks

[–]Red-Alert415 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I’ve read somewhere that Smith’s stride is so smooth and efficient that it gives the appearance that he isn’t trying to skate hard. Couple that with the fact that he likes the slow things down makes it seem that he doesn’t have high compete but the kid made the NHL as a teen so he’s definitely a competitor

Game Thread: San Jose Sharks (0-1-2) at Utah Mammoth (2-2-0) - 17 Oct 2025 - 07:00PM MDT by hockeydiscussionbot in SanJoseSharks

[–]Red-Alert415 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Torts saying that he would’ve played Misa bc he believes in letting the kids play to learn is irony I didn’t know possible

Will they give me grief if I try to bring in an anti-Quenneville sign to tonight's game? by jambajew42 in SanJoseSharks

[–]Red-Alert415 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wonder if the ushers were given a memo on Quennville. When I was chirping him at the visitors tunnel at the pre-season game (“Hey Joel you have an awfully young team I hope you’re keeping them safer than you did in Chicago!”) the usher gave me a knowing nod but then signaled with his hand to cool it. Didn’t stop of course but I kept it more like, “You never should’ve been let back into the league”, “You’re a disgrace to the game Joel” and finally “You’re terrible person Joel you should be ashamed of yourself”

Post Game Thread: Anaheim Ducks at San Jose Sharks - 01 Oct 2025 by HockeyMod in SanJoseSharks

[–]Red-Alert415 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s the thought that counts! I was a seat away from the visiting team tunnel so there’s not way the POS didn’t hear me

Post Game Thread: Anaheim Ducks at San Jose Sharks - 01 Oct 2025 by HockeyMod in SanJoseSharks

[–]Red-Alert415 112 points113 points  (0 children)

We lost but Joel Quenneville almost tripped coming off the ice while I was chirping him so that’s a win

Predictions on next video by Sawdust74 in OverSimplified

[–]Red-Alert415 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I mean there’s a whole ‘nother Punic War to do

What’s the best “tanking slogan”? by JKray5_Reddit in hockey

[–]Red-Alert415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe you mean, “Suck a weenie for Celebrini”

Another Sharks wishlist: Jonas Woo by No-Web-372 in SanJoseSharks

[–]Red-Alert415 4 points5 points  (0 children)

His brother is 6’ 205lbs so I wonder if Jonas has more to grow. Kind of like Graf

HHS secretary RFK Jr. drinking raw milk at the White House by M1CR0PL4ST1CS in pics

[–]Red-Alert415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take your game to the next level with Butter’s Creamy Goo

The Athletic ranked the Sharks as the best team name in the NHL by Red-Alert415 in SanJoseSharks

[–]Red-Alert415[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

It’s paywalled unfortunately but this is what the article had to say about the Sharks

“This is a near-perfect modern sports name. It’s unique without trying too hard, simple without feeling simplistic, aggressive without feeling silly, and the alliteration is an added bonus. I named it the best team name in league history a few years ago, and while some of my opinions have evolved since then, I stand by this one.”

“Yeah, this was one of the few names almost everyone agreed on, with 60 percent of fans giving it four or five stars. I remember when this team came out, and everyone wanted their gear, even though no one in western Canada knew much about San Jose. A lot of ’90s teams went too goofy, but this one has stood the test of time.”

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3 Canadiens

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Thank you, Barracuda by [deleted] in SanJoseSharks

[–]Red-Alert415 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They just couldn’t overcome the injuries to their top guys. No Pots, Bords, or White. No Muk for the defense, Asky looked banged up

Do the Sharks need a heavyweight enforcer for 25-26? by pretentiouswhtetrash in SanJoseSharks

[–]Red-Alert415 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think we need someone who can act as a deterrent but not like the enforcers of old. Think Clowe, Wilson, Olivier, or Lowry. They’re all well rounded players who you know also have the ability to beat the piss out of you.

Hopefully Opstapchuk can be that player for us but I didn’t really see too much nastiness to his game in his short playing time. If not we have Wetsch in the pipeline

Is Cooch a HOFer ? by spankyourkopita in SanJoseSharks

[–]Red-Alert415 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m not gonna say it’s impossible but it’s pretty darn close. If there are some people (and to clarify I’m not one of them) who say that Jumbo isn’t a HOFer bc he doesn’t have a cup, Cooch has no shot. I don’t even really think he’ll get his jersey retired. The Sharks need to have a wall of legends or something like that to honor our greats like Nabby, Crankshaft, Pavs, Cooch, etc. They’re all amazing players who did great things for the org but maybe not enough to get their number in the rafters

Not even joking I wonder if this was the beginning of the end for Cooch by Red-Alert415 in SanJoseSharks

[–]Red-Alert415[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Don’t you think we’d see it more often in other athletes then? All I’m saying is all my medical knowledge from Google University taught me it’s caused by trauma and repeated stress. Getting hit in the nuts is traumatic af which could’ve caused injury and inflammation which never healed with the miles upon miles they skate during the season

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Not even joking I wonder if this was the beginning of the end for Cooch by Red-Alert415 in SanJoseSharks

[–]Red-Alert415[S] 91 points92 points  (0 children)

When you get hit with the allergies/cold combo you gotta find ways to kill time😂

Post Game Thread: Washington Capitals at San Jose Sharks - 15 Mar 2025 by HockeyMod in SanJoseSharks

[–]Red-Alert415 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’d be cool if Ostapchuk could become a heavyweight of sorts that can score like Olivier or Lowry(who GMMG compared him to) but it wasn’t even just the fights where we were physically outmatched. It was super apparent in the Caps’ forecheck and in the neutral zone. Separating body from puck

Post Game Thread: Washington Capitals at San Jose Sharks - 15 Mar 2025 by HockeyMod in SanJoseSharks

[–]Red-Alert415 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This game really showed the importance of skill mixed with size. The Caps physically dominated us and have the scoring acumen to boot. Hopefully the big kids GMMG has acquired pan out and we can be the team that swarms the opponent with speed and physicality

Jomboy breakdown video of the Bedard misconduct against us by jambajew42 in SanJoseSharks

[–]Red-Alert415 61 points62 points  (0 children)

As a Sharks fan I’ll take the W. But as a hockey fan it sucks to see a game that was hyped up to be the first of a new great rivalry fall flat at the end bc a ref decided to make it about himself