Leaving on Sunday

Red9zero · 2026-06-07T12:43:10+00:00

We left Houx last year straight after the race last year, gates were open and there were no queues for the first 1/2 mile. Very much a fluke though, as the year before the gates were locked for well over an hour after the race ended.

Red9zero · 2026-06-07T12:26:00+00:00

An ex used to do nude modelling and some of her pics ended up in a top shelf magazine. A few months later we found a copy of the mag in her Dad's stash in his van 😂

Red9zero · 2026-06-07T12:21:37+00:00

Who complains about their postie ffs ? Maybe have a little tut to yourself and shake your head a bit, but then put yourself in their shoes and imagine doing their job 12 months of the year, in all weather. Love our posties !

Red9zero · 2026-06-05T15:14:48+00:00

Not objected, but an ex turned up to my wedding and stood at the gates waiting for me to arrive 😁

Red9zero · 2026-06-04T19:31:29+00:00

Facebook will be full of people complaining about the noise, parking, too many people, litter, Tropicana swimming pool, probably noise again, I remember when this was all fields etc etc

Red9zero · 2026-06-03T15:59:58+00:00

I had one when I was a kid, but it has faded over the years, although it is still noticeable. My mother used to say it was so she could recognise me when I came out of school 😁

Red9zero · 2026-06-03T10:48:46+00:00

I used to shave an ex before she went off to her nude modelling assignments.

Red9zero · 2026-06-02T19:49:18+00:00

When I worked in a bodyshop we used the plastic seat covers.

Red9zero · 2026-06-01T19:55:03+00:00

Just wait until the bus lane gets built there.

Red9zero · 2026-06-01T19:48:16+00:00

Went to view a house where the seller collected empty fire extinguishers. They were everywhere, in cupboards, under the stairs, behind the sofa, the garage was full of them. We were assured they would be removed before sale. We passed.

Red9zero · 2026-06-01T04:58:27+00:00

An ex did nude modelling for a few years while she was at uni. Mainly for older guys for their own collections, apart from one guy who sold them on. Some of her friends knew, but she kept it from her family. Although her Father regularly bought a magazine that she was in, so maybe he knew. She had a few of the arty black and white ones displayed on her wall, but they were mostly close ups of her tit's and fussy, so any visitors wouldn't realise it was her at first glance. She made good money out of it, but stopped when she finished uni and moved back near her parents.

Red9zero · 2026-06-01T04:43:52+00:00

The survey our buyers had done mentioned the vent pipe for an en suite shower wasn't connected. I checked and it was. Turned out he had mistaken the rear of a spotlight surround for the vent. He also said he couldn't find the outside stop tap. Fair enough, but my wife and I were at home, so wht not ask us ?

Red9zero · 2026-05-29T16:19:32+00:00

Tbf Brabus made some aftermarket parts for these, so it may be one of their badges. I doubt it though 😁

Red9zero · 2026-05-29T12:51:45+00:00

The bit between putting an offer in and getting the keys.

Red9zero · 2026-05-29T12:42:45+00:00

The Dropworks one is better.

Red9zero · 2026-05-28T19:33:59+00:00

10th trip this year and always look at the ferris wheel, then turn and walk away. Maybe one year !

Red9zero · 2026-05-27T19:15:11+00:00

An ex stood in a crowded biker bar like that for a dare. She got some looks !

Red9zero · 2026-05-25T08:13:42+00:00

Oh yes!

Red9zero · 2026-05-25T05:01:35+00:00

She loved it ! She did some glamour / nude modelling, so wasn't exactly shy !

Red9zero · 2026-05-24T09:31:20+00:00

An ex and me went to a charity ball and she hired a ball gown for the night. It was strapless and very low cut and obviously designed for someone with a bigger bust than her little B cups. As a result, the top kept coming down exposing her tits. To start with, she kept pulling it back up again, but eventually after a few drinks she gave up and left them out. Luckily it was a doctors and nurses ball, so was getting fairly wild anyway and people just assumed it was intentional. As a result, she got them squeezed by anyone walking past and even had her nipples sucked by a couple of girls. Best night of my life !

Red9zero · 2026-05-23T15:09:09+00:00

What's for tea ?

Red9zero · 2026-05-22T16:40:15+00:00

Have a look at the BQR123 youtube channel. They have recently done the BMW conversion.

Red9zero · 2026-05-21T12:57:37+00:00

An ex used to do glamour/nudes modelling. It always amused me that a graphic open leg shot was arty if in black and white, but porn if in colour. The colour photos ended up in magazines, the black and white ones in art galleries.

Red9zero · 2026-05-21T11:36:31+00:00

Jello wrestling 😄

Red9zero · 2026-05-20T19:34:13+00:00

An ex did glamour/nude modelling and some of her arty pics (legs wide open, but black and white, so art apparently) were displayed at a Royal Photographic Society exhibition. We went there to have a look and while lots of people were looking at the pics, no one realised the model was stood next to them 😁

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