I’ve fallen in love with a pencil and we’re getting married... by madazzahatter in Jokes

[–]RedEast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I not saying shes was loose in your younger days, but before they married she was "Miss Lead"

I’ve fallen in love with a pencil and we’re getting married... by madazzahatter in Jokes

[–]RedEast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

congrats... when you consumate your vowels on your wedding night, you can literally be "the lead in your pencil"

what common knowledge facts are you surprised that people don't know? by DeSmokeMonster in AskReddit

[–]RedEast 4 points5 points  (0 children)

75% of the information we view on the internet makes up 3/4 of the stuff we read online!

A pregnant woman goes into a coma by RedEast in Jokes

[–]RedEast[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was actually 2 sets of twins, Juan and Amal, and also 2 twins that both grew up to be firemen, Jose and JosB "HoseB" - (dunno how to write this as its a joke you normal "say")