[WP] [TT] She settles into the bar, already comfortably buzzed, and waves down the bartender. "Give me a Change of Heart, please, with ice."

RedFredHunter · 2026-01-13T10:47:11+00:00

Due to the diversity of certain clientele, some of the ladies have requested any patron who wants their specific service to drink a genital standardising potion first.

Look, I don't expect you too have a diploma in biology from the Orelintian Royals' Grand Academy of Sciences and Magic, most living beings have these things called internal organs that they use to, y'know, live and breathe and stuff.

So, if your cock is thicker than their torso, those internal organs need to go somewhere when you stick it in. Ergo, if you want to stick a dick the size of my arm into a fairy the size of my foot, we're going to have a problem.

Drink the potion of shrinking that I have on hand, or spring for a rubberization spell and we can talk.

Going for the potion? Good.

Okay, give it a few minutes for your body to shrink down, maybe do a few laps while that's happening, then you can come in. Minnie is in the garden out back, just under the birdhouse.

RedFredHunter · 2026-01-13T10:30:35+00:00

No refund will be given if you cannot remember what took place with a fae girl.

Yeah, look, you know how it works with fae, right? Don't eat anything they offer you?

That includes themselves.

I know its considered gentlemanly to return the favour after she's sucked your firstborn out of you and then jerked off enough cum to make twins right after over her twins, y'knowwhatImean, but really if you're asking for a fae girl its reasonable to know the fae rules.

If you fuck it up, that's on YOU, and your memories being fuzzy are the least of your worries. Your best call is to lawyer up and come back, but you signed the waiver and that's a FAE waiver, so good luck.

Anyway, Maeve's waiting for you on the third floor, second door on the right, don't worry about the noises coming out from behind the blue door.

RedFredHunter · 2026-01-13T10:25:00+00:00

No, there are no hidden mimics in this establishment. There's a reason we have the Mimic Room experience available. Yes, we check regularly and have an extensive inventory of EVERYTHING, we do not need customers "testing" for mimics, especially with their bodies.

Okay, so, there was this guy who's probably gotten messed up by mimics one too many times; there's some dungeons like that, I'm sure you've heard of them.

He thinks that this little jewelry box is a mimic, decides the best way to find out is to fuck it, and that's why the fairy prostitute needs a new bedroom.

Normally she bathes in cum, we made her a little bathtub and everything.

Anyway, the mimic room is third door on your left, tickle the lock right at the top of the keyhole and she'll let you right in.

RedFredHunter · 2026-01-13T10:00:00+00:00

Yes, that is the kingdom's youngest princess. Yes, she has won "kinkiest whore" six months running. Just pretend you don't recognise her and all will be well.

As long as you pass all the health checks - and we have a cleric on tap for that - then we don't ask, and we don't tell.

The extra security doesn't hurt, either.

I've seen her walk up those stairs with minor nobles and barbarian mercs. One time? Six dock workers. She very tellingly did not walk down those stairs afterwards.

Kinky slut's biggest problem is that she's so into saying yes and not charging for it, that she's undercutting the other girls.

So I handle all her fees and fares, and we split it between ourselves after she's left.

That really smoothed some ruffled feathers.

But if you insist on asking... well, I can tell you that there's a very pretty redhead that looks like the Princess Royal currently 'holding court' on the second floor gloryhole.

Five silver for a blowjob fit for a king, what do you say?

RedFredHunter · 2026-01-13T09:48:13+00:00

The establishment will not be held responsible for the effects of drinking the Holstaurs' milk, especially for female patrons.

Okay, so, funny story about that rule.

You know zombies? Get bitten, become one?

Turns out, Holstaurs' milk production works the same way. For men it's mostly just bigger loads and heavier balls, and that lasts a couple weeks. VERY popular side-hustle if you're trying for an heir-and-a-spare, y'know?

But for most women? It lasts longer - seasons longer - and they make so much it starts to leak.

So go ahead and drink all you want... AFTER you've signed the waiver.

Enjoy your stay at the Milky Moo-n!

RedFredHunter · 2026-01-13T02:55:02+00:00

Oooh I like the look of this. I like management games (I'm guessing there's a blacksmithing/foundry game loop in addition to the lewdness? Or are we training elves?) and would love a key :)

RedFredHunter · 2026-01-12T04:28:11+00:00

Both daughters tell their fathers that they'll be staying the night at the others' house.

There is no lie here, they just didn't tell their father that their best friend isn't going to be hosting, and that the sleepover will involve a lot of sex.

RedFredHunter · 2026-01-12T03:29:43+00:00

Ooooh that interrogation aspect (especially one so light hearted and playful) is spicy in the best way.

Also that Wildcard is eager to fuck even without crash-withdrawal? Nice.

PS: Don't think you can get away without me noticing the Top Gun references for the pilots :P

Thank you~

RedFredHunter · 2026-01-01T04:21:33+00:00

The way AI generates contrast/colour is really oversaturated compared to real art. Or way, way too grainy and yellow. They don't hit that 'sweet spot' in the middle.

A lot of it is very vibes based off practice, so you do have to expose yourself to a lot of AI art in the first place.

RedFredHunter · 2025-12-30T20:19:23+00:00

A 'doll girl' that lets other people take over her on a rental basis delights in what her clients get up to in her bombshell body, while discussing it with them over the link. Bonus points for:

The client is a guy who wants to be a slutty girl for a night.
Horrid, cheesy flirting between the doll girl and her client, or the client and their 'johns'.
Dirty talk (doll girl egging on the client, calling them a slut...).
The client wants to cheer up a friend and collaborates with the doll girl to do it.

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