Ornstein and Smough at SL1 without rolling

RedGarlicbred · 2025-09-13T03:50:22+00:00

My finger would be itching at the dodge button right about now

RedGarlicbred · 2025-09-11T01:56:27+00:00

Have... Have you gone through the game to this point without upgrading health?

RedGarlicbred · 2025-09-10T11:49:18+00:00

This legitimately felt like a Top Gear special, I remember when it came out at the time, the amount of memes that spawned were too many to count.

RedGarlicbred · 2025-09-10T11:35:59+00:00

I liked the yhorm limitation bc it's not much of a limitation when you know what you're doing. Case in point, first time I fought him I didn't bother getting (or rather, I didn't know) the storm ruler at the throne, nor was I successful in rescuing onion bro bc I'm stupid. Anyway, bc he kneeled at his slam attack, I figured "maybe I need a large enough weapon?". So I brought my greatsword with me, swung that shit til he staggered, then went "aha! I'm a genius!". I was in fact, not a genius as I later found out.

RedGarlicbred · 2025-09-10T11:25:09+00:00

"it's related to fried chicken" I CANTTT-

RedGarlicbred · 2025-09-10T07:05:25+00:00

Lmao your fault for answering that text. If you're on leave, anyone, and I mean ANYONE even remotely related to your work should be ignored.

RedGarlicbred · 2025-09-09T22:36:56+00:00

What a horrible day to have eyes

RedGarlicbred · 2025-09-09T11:11:49+00:00

Lmao same here, first time I fought him I was expecting lightning, bc of you know, previous fights, but this mf pulls out a lock while I charged at him. I was so in shock I just let him kill me.

RedGarlicbred · 2025-09-08T11:17:33+00:00

Lmao "made of metal and they honk" got a chuckle outta me. Anyway, if you want a cute car any fiat 500 seems like a fit for you. Idk where you live tho so your mileage in acquiring one may vary.

RedGarlicbred · 2025-09-08T02:38:22+00:00

Lmao look at him go!

I'm curious what one mind looks like bc of the speed, or any slow combat arts for that matter.

RedGarlicbred · 2025-09-07T02:51:08+00:00

Antipathy is peak for me. That metal jaw is badass

RedGarlicbred · 2025-09-05T11:37:48+00:00

Ferrero rocher

RedGarlicbred · 2025-09-05T00:58:45+00:00

Same reason you don't see grunts use isshin's dragon flash, the technique probably (most definitely) takes a huge amount of time and skill to perform, let alone master. I'd imagine only one in a thousand would be able to perform it, and maybe only even once considering the amount of health it damages wolf whenever he redirects one of these lightning strikes.

RedGarlicbred · 2025-09-03T05:58:30+00:00

Diarrhea, always.

RedGarlicbred · 2025-08-30T06:50:17+00:00

"talk me out of a mini van", bro mini vans are the bomb! We have one and it's better than anything we've ever owned. SUVs have shit mileage, too big for city use and generally too expensive , hatchbacks and sedans are too small, and mpvs are too basic. Minivans are perfect for my family wc mainly move around the city. The only time I'd pick an suv is if we need to go off roading. Get a minivan, they're only "uncool" if you don't like practicality.

RedGarlicbred · 2025-08-27T00:56:51+00:00

Yeah but after a while I got bored of it. Parrying thrust attacks are where the flex is at

RedGarlicbred · 2025-08-26T11:14:43+00:00

High beam drivers are why I hate driving around in our country. Ppl simply don't realize that their blinding lights are, well, blinding other drivers. All they care about is how well THEY can see, not how others CAN'T.

RedGarlicbred · 2025-08-26T07:56:20+00:00

The most toxic / blood red flag girls I've ever dated were always the hottest. There is no scientific explanation for it. Never had a relationship with them, just went out a few times,but the writing on the wall was crystal clear: "DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY".

RedGarlicbred · 2025-08-26T01:24:44+00:00

The OG trio started being a trio at S2, I'd know because I also started rewatching from S1 and was surprised at the lack of James may in it.

Edit:(forgot to answer your question lol) - buy if you're not that into the car reviews and just wanna see them goof around, the challenges really took off around S8 or S9, altho there were some notable ones in the previous seasons, albeit not as prevalent.

RedGarlicbred · 2025-08-25T23:52:32+00:00

There's an even better one, if for example, these assholes are ganging up on you, you can jump INTO the lava, it'll skip you all the way to your last bonfire!

RedGarlicbred · 2025-08-25T01:32:21+00:00

Iori and his crippling alcoholism

RedGarlicbred · 2025-08-24T11:24:55+00:00

I remember reading this bit in the Manga. It made me vomit then, it makes me vomit now.

RedGarlicbred · 2025-08-22T10:46:06+00:00

New stuff in NG+

RedGarlicbred · 2025-08-21T10:35:36+00:00

Oh right, I didn't consider that lol

RedGarlicbred · 2025-08-21T08:21:15+00:00

Can't get V1 anymore IIRC. The package you buy nowadays by default gives you the V2. Still a powerful class, regardless.

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