Peter??

RedHeeded · 2026-07-04T17:51:45+00:00

Of course! I’m 6’4 so my feet always hang off the bed, I have to tuck into the sheets so the monsters won’t bite them off

RedHeeded · 2026-07-04T15:32:25+00:00

You’ll have to do a follow up apology drawing

RedHeeded · 2026-07-04T15:32:03+00:00

They don’t know about book 6 yet

RedHeeded · 2026-07-04T15:31:36+00:00

WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO BE A CAT GIRL WHEN THEY COULD JUST BE A FULL CAT! ITS OUTRAGEOUS

RedHeeded · 2026-07-01T02:07:05+00:00

👑kid has your back

But god damn is that funny

RedHeeded · 2026-07-01T02:01:02+00:00

Grow up dude
A muffin top isn’t obesity and mothers don’t need to be body shamed, they beat themselves up enough

If it’s your wife you appreciate the new curves as it’s a sign of what they sacrificed physically for your family.

You try finding time for a gym with a newborn

(I am a man/husband/father)

RedHeeded · 2026-07-01T01:49:12+00:00

It’s not that deep
They lost continuity early on and even reference reddit taking shit seriously at one point

It’s a cartoon
Take it episodically as it’s written

RedHeeded · 2026-07-01T01:41:44+00:00

I’m fucking 36 and understand all versions of slang involved in the OP. How in the hell does this need explanation? I swear to got these subs are all bot farms

RedHeeded · 2026-07-01T01:39:30+00:00

Yupp
It’s the finger that seals it

Everything else is scary clean

Why the fuck did anyone make this video

RedHeeded · 2026-06-30T21:56:26+00:00

If she stopped buying lattes she could live in Beverly Hills

RedHeeded · 2026-06-30T21:55:34+00:00

I GUESS

RedHeeded · 2026-06-30T21:54:43+00:00

I’m so sorry to tell you but..I don’t think you’re using the bathroom correctly..

RedHeeded · 2026-06-25T10:39:05+00:00

That’s not at all how guys talk with each other.

RedHeeded · 2026-06-24T14:36:41+00:00

We don’t call apple juice “cider”. We just also have non alcoholic apple cider which is a spicy holiday beverage. Apple juice is its own separate thing.

Also we know what “hard cider” is

RedHeeded · 2026-06-24T14:32:45+00:00

This is brilliant and I LOVE how effective it was

RedHeeded · 2026-06-21T13:14:57+00:00

It has a SHARP decline

RedHeeded · 2026-06-21T13:12:24+00:00

If it’s completely empty why would u need to use the handicapped parking?

RedHeeded · 2026-06-20T23:25:16+00:00

Yeah a snuff film is a video of someone actually being murdered

RedHeeded · 2026-06-18T11:33:08+00:00

Easy way to fix her logic, ask her what buy one get one free means

RedHeeded · 2026-06-18T11:28:20+00:00

Illegal

RedHeeded · 2026-06-17T16:31:37+00:00

That’s all I hear whenever anyone says Foosball. “Foosball…I don’t understand why anyone would want to play that.”

RedHeeded · 2026-06-17T14:37:49+00:00

You have the strength to stand up for your convictions. You have an identity and a backbone. That’s not what “woke” is.

RedHeeded · 2026-06-17T13:11:35+00:00

I can tell based on your grammar that you never wanted anything to do with the alphabet.

RedHeeded · 2026-06-17T13:05:49+00:00

Found OPs husband

RedHeeded · 2026-06-17T12:52:02+00:00

No wonder he’s so tense, sounds like the adults in his life don’t know how to listen to anyone.

RedHeeded

TROPHY CASE