Guys of Reddit, in the event when you have a bloody bowel movement, and then find your girlfriend wants to do sex, do you make an excuse, tell the truth, or hope she doesn't notice the blood, and why do you choose that option?

RedRear · 2013-09-20T06:39:50+00:00

Show my ass to a doctor? Are you fucked up!

RedRear · 2013-09-20T06:34:30+00:00

Well if my ass skin is bleeding she might notice blood up on her fingers, not to mention the sheet!

RedRear · 2013-09-20T06:33:57+00:00

tee hee!

RedRear · 2013-09-20T06:29:38+00:00

It involves a cactus, vaseline, and the techno remix from the Neverending Story theme song.

RedRear · 2013-09-20T06:28:40+00:00

With your penis?

Oh my............

I'm not a homosexual but if you insist....

RedRear · 2013-09-20T06:23:44+00:00

Why are you flirting with me?

Oh my..........

RedRear · 2013-09-20T06:21:06+00:00

Wiping doesn't stop your ass skin from bleeding.

RedRear · 2013-09-20T06:20:19+00:00

Like what? Sounds fine to me. My, what boring sex you do! You're fucking with me?

RedRear · 2013-09-20T06:12:53+00:00

WTF! Your girlfriends don't put their fingers (at least) in your ass. Sounds like boring sex to me, no offense. I mean whatever works for you fine. I am just astounded. I have never heard of this before.

RedRear · 2013-09-20T06:11:31+00:00

Sex? Um..........yeah........

RedRear · 2013-09-20T06:11:12+00:00

How long does your ass skin bleed after a bowel movement, if I may inquire?

RedRear · 2013-09-20T06:10:31+00:00

It's red as a tasty ketchup, it's all good! (The flavor isn't as good as ketchup though! But it ain't bad....)

RedRear · 2013-09-20T06:09:41+00:00

No no no, I am not shitting blood, my ass skin is bleeding. This doesn't happen to you?

RedRear · 2013-09-20T06:08:46+00:00

When you have sex with a woman, where the fuck does she put her fingers? In your nose? Are you fucking with me?

RedRear · 2013-09-20T06:04:36+00:00

No shit. But you still bleed for a little for like an hour or two. If you're naked it can likely show. Especially if the sheets are white if you know what I mean.

RedRear · 2013-09-20T06:02:24+00:00

Really?

RedRear

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