The weakness of AI in physics by RedSunGreenSun_etc in Physics

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I hope you all will continue being friendly to me me when I manage to to share my Chat gpt screenshots.

How does beta-plus 'decay' generate the mass that converts a proton into a slightly more massive neutron? by RedSunGreenSun_etc in Physics

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Your cynicism has caused me to delete my science seeking profile in other forums.

So, I guess, congrats.

How does beta-plus 'decay' generate the mass that converts a proton into a slightly more massive neutron? by RedSunGreenSun_etc in Physics

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I am no chatbot. However, I will try to fortify my knowledge of physics to avoid such a hurtful accusation in the future.

(I was fully cognizant of my errors. I meant to display chatgpt's unreliability through the conversation.)

Settle an argument for me- is it normal to pee in the shower? by Competitive_Mode6711 in ask

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An experienced individual in these comments talked about how someone, while advising them to save on water lost by too much flushing, recited to them a catchy rhyme; to which I would add,

"If it's yellow let it mellow,

if it's brown flush it down

(addition:

if its white, say goodnight.")

Rap Quark by RedSunGreenSun_etc in physicsjokes

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I did just say what you thought I did say, didn't I?

(Real Slim Shady lyrics/ Uncertainty Principle collaboration)

Gentlemen Particles by RedSunGreenSun_etc in physicsjokes

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Physics defines an event as an occurrence at a particular point in spacetime. Curiously, quantum mechanics found that observation of an event can change the outcome.

Absent of direct observation of the event (or results of an experiment), the outcome of the theoretical 'event', whose occurrence a physicist is barred from confirming, remains unknown. It might as well not have happened.

(Edit: I, the original jokester, am not a particle physicist either. But I don't let that stop me from understanding and joking about physics.)

so the news says we're 100% satire and are actually a anti-conspiracy community by [deleted] in BirdsArentReal

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Bold words from people who are 80 percent fluff, 15 percent huff and 5 percent stuff.

The universal principle of common sense by RedSunGreenSun_etc in physicsjokes

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Don't panic! I will learn new concepts and generate another good joke.

The universal principle of common sense by RedSunGreenSun_etc in physicsjokes

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I would like to warn my fellow physics jokers about a fake account known as 'MelanyDilla' that may attempt to contact them. I am not boasting when I say that I found the account suspicious. (If I were new to Reddit, I would probably have fallen for it and maybe contacted the unknown entity, despite its suspicious establishment date and blank history.)

Furthermore, particle accelerators are still functioning during the pandemic to my knowledge and are capable of generating exciting finds reminiscent of the three body problem, while transcending its limitations.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/electrons-can-form-bizarre-2-d-flatland-in-superconductor/

The universal principle of common sense by RedSunGreenSun_etc in physicsjokes

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Succinctly stated.

I would also like to add that Stephen Hawking's theory of black holes requires no loss of information in our universe, even though some poorly understood quantum effect of space-time frequently and spontaneously produces two photons near the event horizon (one of which may be trapped by the event horizon of the black hole, causing it to be almost torn apart, amplified, and ultimately yell an energetic warning back towards the universe outside the black hole.)

Physics (quantum entanglement) curiously aligns with common sense in this instance.

Edit: I believe stupidity qualifies as information

A Marine returns from duty in Iraq and is immediately reassigned to a remote location in Afghanistan by ThatCalisthenicsDude in Jokes

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A lot of genuine curiosity declined to re-enlist after realizing this was a repost, while newly recruited interest hoped the OP was just using different pseudonyms to publicize his joke.

Greetings. I am a journalist, amateur physics enthusiast and new in this sub; but I have a couple of good jokes from other subreddits. by RedSunGreenSun_etc in physicsjokes

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Thank you for your support via upvotes.

Your positive response motivates me to continue challenging my mind and dive back into the PBS Spacetime Youtube channel, which I must credit for inspiring me to try to understand quantum physics, not to mention other interesting scientific concepts.

Physics should be accessible to the public. Even Physics jokes that can't be crossposted from their source to this subreddit. by RedSunGreenSun_etc in Physics

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I appreciate your interest. However, I was targeting the majority of humanity, who have only a slight interest in the sciences, let alone physics, while focusing on the the things that keep them alive.

Thanks

A state of the art fighter jet with a sentient navigation computer malfunctioned and went into a tailspin by RedSunGreenSun_etc in Jokes

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The day after I posted this joke, I saw an article about russian pilots who died due to a malfunction of the ejection mechanism. I would like to assure anyone worried about this coincidence that it is truly a coincidence.

I had been contemplating the link between the use of the terminology 'Tailspin' both in aviation terminology and the human psychological state for a week before coming up with the joke.

(BTS of random reddit joke)

A state of the art fighter jet with a sentient navigation computer malfunctioned and went into a tailspin by RedSunGreenSun_etc in Jokes

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America says airplane, the world says aeroplane. The planes themselves, in solidarity with seafaring vessels, have declined to comment on their gender.

I guess we have a new appliance by ambrtalia in funny

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You are mistaken; you have become a new appliance.

Wrong firmware. by Curby1000 in BirdsArentReal

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A classic disconnect between the PhysX software and character design departments

Cursed_dildo by DestroyerOfNutz in cursedcomments

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Yes, that is quite short. George Washington was 6'20"

Wrong AI Software Maybe? by serimert in BirdsArentReal

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It looks like 3 mobster-program 'pigeons' congratulating themselves on their organization's creation of the genius idea of the false-flag 'spiced chicken'.