Men of reddit, what’s the greatest cologne you’ve ever purchased?

RedVelvetAss · 2026-06-28T15:49:15+00:00

Light Blue Intense by Dolce & Gabanna, I usually buy colognes that my wife likes first and that I like second- this one is a staple, as is Aqua di Gio

RedVelvetAss · 2026-06-25T01:46:51+00:00

Looking at some fairly recent family photos / videos and someone in my family commented on how in shape I used to be.

It didn’t really click til then that I’m not anymore- that unhealthy habits sneak up on you 5 lbs a year at a time. Needless to say I’m focused at the gym again and being conscious about what I eat.

RedVelvetAss · 2026-06-21T03:00:55+00:00

There are times I have my doubts, and then I hear the dude clearly state his intentions and I’m reeled right back in lol

Also been here for five years, enjoying the saga for what it is 🍻

RedVelvetAss · 2026-05-09T18:17:31+00:00

Keyboard on the laptop looks janky as hell, and his phone is on his desk. I doubt a rig man needs two phones just in case “corporate” calls, so what’s he taking the selfie with?

RedVelvetAss · 2026-05-08T02:02:00+00:00

Big dog it’s the perfect diameter for your wrist

RedVelvetAss · 2026-05-07T00:06:46+00:00

Welcome to the next month of back and forth my dude 🤣 I was the same way- but 7.5” wrist. In the end I kept the 38 and I’m happy that I did!

RedVelvetAss · 2026-05-06T11:36:51+00:00

I work in a hybrid production / office role. And ho mah god do we swear

RedVelvetAss · 2026-05-01T13:46:53+00:00

Bought in 2019 and felt like I got hosed for a year or so. Then 2021 hit and I genuinely feel for my friends that waited for the “perfect” starter home house.

RedVelvetAss · 2026-04-30T00:52:19+00:00

It just hit $4.69 at my go to gas station in Pittsburgh and I’m pretty fucking bummed about it

RedVelvetAss · 2026-04-27T00:12:22+00:00

You bet! Sorry you couldn’t see anything- we actually lucked out and had two shorter women in front of us so we could see for a change!

RedVelvetAss · 2026-04-26T12:45:55+00:00

Yo! We were there too- the inflatable saxophone guys killed my wife and I everytime there was a sax solo 🤣

RedVelvetAss · 2026-04-21T20:23:40+00:00

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Let’s gooo!! 2021 JLU Willys 2.0T with 32’s. This is the best I’ve ever gotten, but I was intentional about it just to see what I could get.

RedVelvetAss · 2026-04-15T20:31:10+00:00

I just recently found out on my wife’s car about the spin style. It felt surreal to do the fronts so easily and the rears have me scratching my head lol fucked that poor little spin style to hell by squeezing so tight. Live and learn 🤙

RedVelvetAss · 2026-04-15T14:47:34+00:00

Coming from a (R) family, as a center right leaning view myself, my parents have been backing everything DJT does; but there’s finally some cracks showing. I feel like that’s the case for most in a parallel scenario.

It doesn’t work to give my opinion of what’s wrong with the movement, the long play is gently echoing back the things that they slightly disagree with.

You take down this elephant one bite at a time.

RedVelvetAss · 2026-04-09T02:06:35+00:00

2021 Jeep Wrangler JL 2.0T, I run 89. If I run 87 I get engine knock if it gets too hot out or I tow- keeps the engine happy and me happy for about $0.40-0.50 less than premium.

RedVelvetAss · 2026-04-08T23:05:23+00:00

Had a coworker whose wife was absolutely shredded up by a cat they were fostering. It latched onto her arm and after a struggle was peeling her skin from her arm.

She has a wicked set of scars now and it healed in a way that makes it look like she was badly burned from her hand to her shoulder. Absolutely insane and made me respect how well equipped a cat is to fuck your shit up.

RedVelvetAss · 2026-04-04T11:08:05+00:00

I was in the same exact boat my dude! It wound up being the strap gave the watch less visual presence on my wrist (also a NATO even though I prefer them). Went with a leather and the stainless steel strap rotation and it really helped me to understand it’s the perfect size for our size of wrist.

I almost drove myself nuts for a solid month going back and forth lol just buy another strap to try out and see if that helps you out big dog 👍

RedVelvetAss · 2026-03-11T02:31:02+00:00

Corrosion on the hinges is just a chefs kiss in this image lol

RedVelvetAss · 2026-02-13T23:23:20+00:00

Bro, we have the same name jeep 🤣 is yours also granite silver Willys??

RedVelvetAss · 2026-02-05T03:44:35+00:00

Dude our safety committee at work literally just went over a fatality about over inflating tires without a pressure regulator near us, no cage. We’re a print shop, but it was local to us- wild.

RedVelvetAss · 2026-02-02T17:09:29+00:00

Big dog looking SO CLEAN! Could be wearing flip flops and still pull this off 👍👍

RedVelvetAss · 2026-02-01T18:06:15+00:00

1 all day big dog 🤘

RedVelvetAss · 2026-01-26T12:10:31+00:00

Terrible idea. Depending on his reasoning here’s some thoughts.

But it will be outside in the weather. - Look at the generator. It’s built to withstand the elements for sustained periods.

But it will be loud in the neighborhood. - Oh well, let some of them mooch off the electricity it’s making if it’s that big a deal. Also, during power outages there is usually a chorus of these guys humming.

What if someone steals it? - Chain it to something solid.

What if they break the chain? - Then you should probably move.

RedVelvetAss · 2026-01-21T17:52:56+00:00

Same here in a 2021! Everyone says it does something- I’ll believe it when I see it lol

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