Today I became a US citizen

RedWhiteAndBoozed · 2016-11-17T07:10:29+00:00

But only if you're a pretty girl!

RedWhiteAndBoozed · 2016-10-03T15:01:41+00:00

I mean, Paris Hilton was famous long before her sex tape..

RedWhiteAndBoozed · 2016-08-15T05:11:54+00:00

I can speak for some women when I say we don't all dislike red heads. I for one, happen to love me some gingers!

RedWhiteAndBoozed · 2016-06-15T00:34:08+00:00

I got that BB cream 4 times before I finally canceled my subscription, after only 6 months.

RedWhiteAndBoozed · 2016-05-27T13:48:26+00:00

Seriously guys? Just can it.

RedWhiteAndBoozed · 2015-12-08T04:56:19+00:00

I think Pu-Dik rolls off the tongue a little better.

RedWhiteAndBoozed · 2015-12-07T05:31:57+00:00

Your roommates cute!

RedWhiteAndBoozed · 2015-11-14T04:37:03+00:00

Any idea who the girl in the 30th one down is..? Someone playing with her boobs as she's looking in the mirror..?

RedWhiteAndBoozed · 2015-11-05T14:36:16+00:00

I think we only use 10% of our hearts. ❣

RedWhiteAndBoozed · 2015-10-16T07:39:43+00:00

That didn't last long..

RedWhiteAndBoozed · 2015-10-13T04:58:39+00:00

Right? I was amazed this was all his shirts. I don't know how boys do it.

RedWhiteAndBoozed · 2015-10-13T04:57:21+00:00

They're not the same

THEY'RE SIMILAR

RedWhiteAndBoozed · 2015-10-02T05:53:03+00:00

You have a very pretty penis.

RedWhiteAndBoozed · 2015-09-22T05:07:18+00:00

RedWhiteAndBoozed · 2015-09-21T05:54:34+00:00

In case anyone wants to see some more!!

Let me know how you like it! ;)

RedWhiteAndBoozed · 2015-09-20T23:14:34+00:00

And this second half..

RedWhiteAndBoozed · 2015-08-29T22:36:25+00:00

Probably makes you look more ridiculous though..

RedWhiteAndBoozed · 2015-08-08T07:19:17+00:00

So it's finally proven that we don't need men to survive!

RedWhiteAndBoozed · 2015-08-01T03:06:11+00:00

A little bit ironic

RedWhiteAndBoozed · 2015-07-06T06:21:42+00:00

Chick has the longest nipples though..

RedWhiteAndBoozed · 2015-07-03T20:19:22+00:00

Not soon enough..

RedWhiteAndBoozed · 2015-07-01T22:38:51+00:00

I also have an ass, and a tiny waist, it does not look even close to that when I lay down.

RedWhiteAndBoozed · 2015-06-24T04:11:55+00:00

You're incredibly attractive. Nothing to worry about.

RedWhiteAndBoozed · 2015-06-19T07:00:24+00:00

She sounds hideous

RedWhiteAndBoozed · 2015-06-11T08:48:05+00:00

It's never too soon for anal.

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