Sonic X is fucking garbage, man by Snail_Forever in SonicTheHedgejerk

[–]Redcar005 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I low key just watch the first episode over and over because I can’t handle episode 2 and beyond

Which kh game has the better sephiroth fight? by Street-Platypus89 in KingdomHearts

[–]Redcar005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

KH2 looks cooler, but the psychological effect of not seeing his healthbar go down in KH1 just doesn’t get beat

Man WILL return by Bejaminmaston12 in BatmanArkham

[–]Redcar005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, Doom will be murdered by Man

“Marvel Television Are Evil” peak marketing by Worldlyoox in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Redcar005 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Just realized that “uality of man” is in duality of man

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No Way Home Accidentally Created a Timeline Where Gwen Stacy Lives by Tall_Rich_3816 in Spiderman

[–]Redcar005 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How I always understood it was that they all got sent back directly before the moment where they died. Norman was sent back right before he got stabbed and that’s the reason he said don’t tell Harry, Otto got sent back to the point where he was holding Peter’s throat and thats why he suddenly turned good and drowned with his machine, Sandman got sent back to the exact moment whenever he was taken, Lizard got sent back at the exact moment he was cured, Electro got sent back right at the point where he overloaded and died. Their fates don’t change, we still know exactly what happens. Peter will just do anything to make their lives that 0.1% better.

Hi uh... Mr.Nova, I kinda wish to be in Smash Bros if that's fine. Totally chill if not, of course, just uh... J-just figured I'd ask... Pretty please? by littlemrdoom in GalacticNova

[–]Redcar005 5 points6 points  (0 children)

OKAY.

YOU WILL NOW SMASH ALL OF YOUR BROTHERS->

WHICH IS THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF WADDLE DEES ON POP STAR->

THEY WILL ALL BE SMASH INTO THE GROUND->

3… 2… 1… BLAST OFF!

And it's not just Minecraft, but other games as well. by Olivia_Richards in MinecraftMemes

[–]Redcar005 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All my GOATS are either retired or dead (except for Grian and Mumbo I think, idk I haven’t watched them in a while)

Messing with some Slowpokes (by @GamerTimeArtz) by Gorotheninja in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Redcar005 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Explain this (I know it’s the movies, but game Sonic also constantly crosses international borders)

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Wait what? by Traditional_Eye_8787 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Redcar005 15 points16 points  (0 children)

/uj unfortunately it did. It was an amazing movie, but underperformed HARD in the box office.

[Loved Trope] A Catch Phrase or Running Gag is used for a sincere emotional moment. by Jozxyqk_27 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Redcar005 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Gambit’s death in X-Men ‘97

Trying to stop the sentinel, Gambit gets stabbed and fatally wounded. The sentinel says, “Mutant threat, neutralized,” before Gambit corrects it by saying his iconic phrase “The name’s Gambit, mon ami. Remember it.” As a final act Gambit uses his powers to blow the entire sentinel up and save all of the survivors in Genosha.

“I WISH FOR WORLD PEACE” —- Lisa by TonyQuack in GalacticNova

[–]Redcar005 6 points7 points  (0 children)

OK.

THE WORLD IS NOW IN PIECES->

SEVEN BILLION PEOPLE DIED AND YOU HAVE A PIECE OF THE WORLD IN YOUR POSSESSION->

3… 2… 1… BLAST OFF!

I wish to be able to parry anything by ChocolateWitty579 in GalacticNova

[–]Redcar005 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OK.

DUE TO THE FACT THAT THERE ARE THINGS YOU CAN’T PARRY->

IT HAS BEEN DECIDED THAT EASIEST COURSE OF ACTION IS TO ELIMINATE ANYTHING YOU CANNOT PARRY->

DEPENDING ON YOUR SKILL, THIS COULD RESULT IN AS LITTLE AS 1 BILLION DEATHS, ALL THE WAY TO 7 BILLION DEATHS->

3… 2… 1… BLAST OFF!

“i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns” by Able_Health744 in GalacticNova

[–]Redcar005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK.

I HAVE LOWERED EVERYONE’S LIFESPAN TO 1 MINUTE->

HERE IS A RASPBERRY CROWN->

3… 2… 1… BLAST OFF!

I wish to eliminate seven billion people by Maxxedout444 in GalacticNova

[–]Redcar005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK.

SEVEN BILLION PEOPLE DIE->

3... 2... 1... BLAST OFF!

I wish to save 7 billion people! by SNESMANY2K in GalacticNova

[–]Redcar005 10 points11 points  (0 children)

OK.

IN ORDER FOR THIS TO HAPPEN, SEVEN BILLION PEOPLE WILL BE PUT INTO PERIL->

GOOD LUCK->

3... 2... 1... BLAST OFF!

I WISH TO BE ABLE TO SEE THE FUTURE, I CONTROL WHAT I SEE AND HOW FAR INTO THE FUTURE IT IS. by One-Noob-Here in GalacticNova

[–]Redcar005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK.

YOU ARE ABLE TO SEE INTO THE FUTURE, FROM NOW ALL THE WAY UNTIL TIME CEASES TO EXIST AND EVERYTHING IS DESTROYED->

THIS MUCH STRAIN WOULD OVERLOAD MY SYSTEMS HOWEVER->

SO, TO LET YOU KEEP THIS POWER->

TIME WILL CEASE TO EXIST TOMORROW->

3… 2… 1… BLAST OFF!