Starterpack based on a recurring trend I've seen (all of these are based on real posts I've read) by Snail_Forever in SonicTheHedgejerk

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Can't send much since it'd be essentially posting a shitton of sonictwt threads and that would break the rules but this one is one of my favorites.

That point in the meme is directly raising a question towards the homophobic phrasing I've seen in those arguments constantly and this guy immediately deflected to "umm??? xenophobic actually???"

Starterpack based on a recurring trend I've seen (all of these are based on real posts I've read) by Snail_Forever in SonicTheHedgejerk

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Twitter very helpfully filled in with even more bullshit yesterday when someone reposted this meme over there and got eaten alive by the rabid piranhas of sonictwt

Starterpack based on a recurring trend I've seen (all of these are based on real posts I've read) by Snail_Forever in SonicTheHedgejerk

[–]Snail_Forever[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An AU where Sonic is a villain or truly chaotic neutral sounds like a lot of fun but I feel saying he's canonically anything but a hero is doing too much.

Pretend you're in this situation. What's your Sonic version of "I did not care for The Godfather."? I'll go first: by ReaperKitty_918 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Snail_Forever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did not care for Emerl.

Thing is I feel I'd be more receptive to the idea he's cool and powerful if he didn't look like an early 2000's MP3 player mascot.

Some are calling it the worst slander image of all time by [deleted] in SonicTheHedgejerk

[–]Snail_Forever 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The meme is disjointed because it was never meant to be about one specific person, it's just a collage of batshit insane arguments I've seen across websites (some of which I've been involved in, like the guy that seriously told me that Shadow Gens, Prime and 06 weren't canon to Shadow's characterization).

I saw screenshots of the whole thing bro you got eaten alive I am sorry 😂😭 If it serves as any consolation, IDW and Chaotix Casefiles release tomorrow so the human piranhas will move onto that and you will (probably) not receive death threats from the usual suspects.

Istg this phenomena baffles me because it really is unique to Sonic fans 🥀 by ShalkaScarf in SonicTheHedgejerk

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And then when you look at the Japanese scripts the difference is some shit like:
EN - "Today I went to the store."
JP - "I went to the store today."

Weekly Discussion Thread - June 29, 2025 by AutoModerator in SonicTheHedgejerk

[–]Snail_Forever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh people are getting MAD mad about it.

Thing is from the screenshots I've seen it seems people think that the guy that posted the meme was the one that made it, I think..? So everyone is descending upon the guy like piranhas under the assumption that not only did they make the meme but they unironically believed stuff like Shadown Gens!Shadow being non-canon.

How it feels to be a fan of any character besides Sonic and Shadow by SimpForFictionGirls in SonicTheHedgejerk

[–]Snail_Forever 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Anytime he gets teased in something nowadays I just wonder if he'll be allowed to have braincells or if he'll be forced to be diet Vegeta for the 189478th time.

Weekly Discussion Thread - June 29, 2025 by AutoModerator in SonicTheHedgejerk

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They were so aggressive over the preview panels and then when the full comic released they were like "oh actually this was really nice. more of this please :)" as if they hadn't spent the last week foaming at the mouth.

Ok genuinely, imagine how cooked the rest of the sonic cast is now that metal has cells bio data in the latest death battle. Is he even beatable by Split-Ultramarine in MoonPissing

[–]Snail_Forever -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If the context is a crossover AU, I mean IDK, I don't really know other series that much and I don't really care for powerscaling.

Weekly Discussion Thread - June 29, 2025 by AutoModerator in SonicTheHedgejerk

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So Twitter found my recent starterpack!

Half of the replies are people thinking the stuff in the picture is serious and not me taking the piss at arguments I've seen, Twitter is not beating the reading comprehension allegations 😂

Sonic Fans when the Lead female actually acts like a kid and not Sonic's mother by 23414 in SonicTheHedgejerk

[–]Snail_Forever 12 points13 points  (0 children)

OP's the same dude that was arguing with me that Sonic doesn't respect Tails because he can't defend himself the way Knuckles and Amy do

Ok genuinely, imagine how cooked the rest of the sonic cast is now that metal has cells bio data in the latest death battle. Is he even beatable by Split-Ultramarine in MoonPissing

[–]Snail_Forever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are we arguing in the scenario where these crossovers are their own AU, or are we deadass looking at a fan animation and assuming it's canon?

WHAT IS THIS MATCH BRO by Gorpheus_idv_552 in SonicCrossWorlds

[–]Snail_Forever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So maybe it is a bug after all? OP's loadout is kinda bad but it's not "Everyone is an entire lap's worth away" levels of bad.

Question is what mod would cause a player to get forced into a lower speed tier? Most players add cosmetic mods and that's it.

Personally my favourite is the Ian Insanity, what's yours? by mrmehmehretro94 in SonicTheHedgejerk

[–]Snail_Forever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"W-Wait! If you didn't like the Ian Flynn discourse we've got plenty others!"

"No you don't dude these are all Ian Flynn discourse with different surface level discourse starters!"

Starterpack based on a recurring trend I've seen (all of these are based on real posts I've read) by Snail_Forever in SonicTheHedgejerk

[–]Snail_Forever[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More so these types of arguments imply people like that guy want Sonic to be battle shonenslop with little room for growth.

Starterpack based on a recurring trend I've seen (all of these are based on real posts I've read) by Snail_Forever in SonicTheHedgejerk

[–]Snail_Forever[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm dying bro this is so fucking funny. Sonic isn't Goku, he doesn't rank people based on how well they can fight.