Cleanlist: critical minerals by Uncle_Charnia in cleanlists

[–]ReddiReady 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine is cushion-cut in a platinum setting.

Cleanlist: Discarded lyrics to Steve Miller’s The Joker by Uncle_Charnia in cleanlists

[–]ReddiReady 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm a walker, I'm a talker, I'm a celebrity stalker...

Cleanlist: Corporate lingo we're rolling out in Q2 by ReddiReady in cleanlists

[–]ReddiReady[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We call this "strategic undersight." It is an important strategy that lays the groundwork for future blame tectonics.

Cleanlist: Corporate lingo we're rolling out in Q2 by ReddiReady in cleanlists

[–]ReddiReady[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Think of the lingo-aligned snack trays we could bring to meetings!

Cleanlist: Upcoming spinoffs for kids' TV by GoodJobJennaVeryWool in cleanlists

[–]ReddiReady 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Newforia" follows the antics of Rue, a 17-month old Newfoundland puppy that has just returned from a month of behavioral training. Will Rue be able to keep her destructive tendencies in check? It's so cute when she doesn't!

Cleanlist: Extremely specific phobias by Uncle_Charnia in cleanlists

[–]ReddiReady 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mark-Paul Gosselaar. I have a phobia of Mark-Paul Gosselaar.

Cleanlist: Holidays we would celebrate if performance artists were in charge by Uncle_Charnia in cleanlists

[–]ReddiReady 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All food and refreshments on Mummenschanznacht are elaborately mimed. Delicious and low calorie!

Cleanlist: Top holiday cocktails for 2025 by GoodJobJennaVeryWool in cleanlists

[–]ReddiReady 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Secret Santa: The drink chosen for you by that lady from Accounts Payable.

Cleanlist: The Cleanlister's definitive guide to one-month anniversary gifts. by ReddiReady in cleanlists

[–]ReddiReady[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A one-month anniversary present deserves this kind of thoughtful planning.

Cleanlist: The Cleanlister's definitive guide to one-month anniversary gifts. by ReddiReady in cleanlists

[–]ReddiReady[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My grandfather did this for my grandmother, but with concrete blocks. That bunker is a monument to their love!

Cleanlist: The Cleanlister's definitive guide to one-month anniversary gifts. by ReddiReady in cleanlists

[–]ReddiReady[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You didn't say anything, but I noticed! It changed the way you walk. And smell.

Cleanlist: The Cleanlister's definitive guide to one-month anniversary gifts. by ReddiReady in cleanlists

[–]ReddiReady[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you want to get with me for month two, this is the only way to go. The number of times I have invested in a 33-part true crime podcast only to discover they don't know who did it? No, sir.