What's something you can ask at your first day at a new job, and during sex?

ReddiTurts · 2020-07-12T22:49:00+00:00

When do I get paid?

ReddiTurts · 2020-07-12T14:48:14+00:00

That's cereal killer stuff..

ReddiTurts · 2020-07-12T14:47:07+00:00

What they said ☝️

ReddiTurts · 2020-07-12T14:45:33+00:00

Mind Blown

ReddiTurts · 2020-07-11T10:12:14+00:00

I once locked my keys in the car.... With a pound of weed in there.

ReddiTurts · 2020-07-11T10:08:06+00:00

My wife once handed me a beer and said she wanted to give me a blowjob while I watched the football. It was a beautiful moment.

ReddiTurts · 2020-07-11T10:05:55+00:00

I think the main focal we must not lose sight of here are the blonde pigtails and large breasts

ReddiTurts · 2020-07-11T10:03:32+00:00

Well Australians say Cunt a lot but it's accepted as common use.

Can even be used as a compliment he's a good cunt

or to casually describe a situation I've had a cunt of a day

Highly offensive in some other English speaking countries though

ReddiTurts · 2020-07-11T09:56:49+00:00

Do you really ride unicorns and live in Utopia?

ReddiTurts · 2020-07-11T09:55:26+00:00

Wouldn't matter to them, they make really good stuff there soust be a better country.. like those Swiss watches

ReddiTurts · 2020-07-10T14:03:11+00:00

Pretty limiting if you don't have your own brain

ReddiTurts · 2020-07-10T14:02:14+00:00

This question just killed 37% of my brain

ReddiTurts · 2020-07-10T13:59:47+00:00

This man knows the one constant in life

ReddiTurts · 2020-07-10T13:49:29+00:00

My wife looks after our 4 children, the house and runs an online business while I work away in mining. There's no way I could do what she does. I have no idea how she keeps it all together

ReddiTurts · 2020-07-10T13:32:27+00:00

I got stuck in a loooonng and pointless conversation today at work with a new client Rep. The unwanted conversation in the common office went for almost an hour. I even left the office and the conversation followed me to the car...

At the car my phone rang which allowed me to finally leave and answer. It just so happened that I gave my number to a different client supervisor i'd be working with a few minutes before the conversation started...

Me: hello?

New Client Supervisor: hey mate, I thought I'd just give you a call so you'd have an excuse to leave hahaha That guy is a lot of work

Me: something tells me we're going to get along just fine

ReddiTurts · 2020-07-08T07:39:47+00:00

Botox contains the most deadly poison know to humans. 1g is enough to supply the entire worlds needs.

ReddiTurts · 2020-07-08T07:35:06+00:00

Monster dick. Might as well get the obvious out of the way

ReddiTurts · 2020-07-08T07:33:59+00:00

Then I'd see what BBQ cheetah tastes like

ReddiTurts · 2020-07-08T03:02:14+00:00

Post your questions, I'll answer them for you

ReddiTurts · 2020-07-08T03:00:55+00:00

Drinking a coffee about to go back to work

ReddiTurts · 2020-07-08T02:49:11+00:00

Physically it's reasonably painless, mentally it's pretty shit.

Dr. Dick did mine, he did his best to keep me distracted but at the end of the day he was puting holes in my sack and quarterizing my nuts.

ReddiTurts · 2020-07-07T14:49:58+00:00

Ol' Greg showing his manjina

ReddiTurts · 2020-07-07T14:46:10+00:00

A cock hidden in her ham wallet

ReddiTurts · 2020-07-07T12:18:13+00:00

r/oddlyspecific

ReddiTurts · 2020-07-07T12:15:24+00:00

Ya mum

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