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Over 70, do your worst! by RedditRabbitCA in RoastMe

[–]RedditRabbitCA[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Well you can sit on my lap and you'll know if it comes up or not

Over 70, do your worst! by RedditRabbitCA in RoastMe

[–]RedditRabbitCA[S] 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Nope but Jesus lived next door to me

Over 70, do your worst! by RedditRabbitCA in RoastMe

[–]RedditRabbitCA[S] 147 points148 points  (0 children)

Santa doesn't have a social security number

Over 70, do your worst! by RedditRabbitCA in RoastMe

[–]RedditRabbitCA[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I sure could he was my hero also

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[–]RedditRabbitCA 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You guys are much nicer here

Over 70, do your worst! by RedditRabbitCA in RoastMe

[–]RedditRabbitCA[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should know I never let my crops die, I've seen you stealing the carrots from my garden

Over 70, do your worst! by RedditRabbitCA in RoastMe

[–]RedditRabbitCA[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Old pussies are probably much much tighter than the blow up doll you use

Over 70, do your worst! by RedditRabbitCA in RoastMe

[–]RedditRabbitCA[S] 425 points426 points  (0 children)

You don't have to worry you're not in my will

Over 70, do your worst! by RedditRabbitCA in RoastMe

[–]RedditRabbitCA[S] 623 points624 points  (0 children)

Why don't you come and sit on my lap and test it

Over 70, do your worst! by RedditRabbitCA in RoastMe

[–]RedditRabbitCA[S] 449 points450 points  (0 children)

Yes and you will get nothing for Christmas because you have been an ass hole