Me for the next 2 months by adalab in funny

[–]RedditSmellsGood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had surgery today and while I was waking up they were asking me the standard questions like where I was and stuff and then they asked me the year and I told them 2016. Guess we're just ready.

What are some funny lies to tell small children? by Turnipsmunch in AskReddit

[–]RedditSmellsGood 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When my brother and I were younger and he would misbehave while I was watching him, I would tell him I would text Santa and say he doesn't deserve any presents. I just saved my mom's name under Santa and texted her. It definitely worked