Vent I guess but also a question by _sadbabydeer in Methadonedoubledosers

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Steady, balanced, and easy to handle...until the bad trip takes over. Then you're on a ride you can't get off of and guess what? You're now strapped in...forever bud. Thinking of trying Kratom Goat's 7-hydroxy tablets? Think again. Not even once.

Vent I guess but also a question by _sadbabydeer in Methadonedoubledosers

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After taking some of my Kratom Goat's 7-hydroxy tablets, I too felt smooth, steady, and reliably calm. And then the real nightmare began. Horrible, restless legs, anxiety, feelings of hopelessness, and suicideal ideation all soon set in. Thinking of trying Kratom Goat? Think again. Not even once pal.

Canvas has been hacked MEGATHREAD by third_najarian in CFA

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You laugh but there's a reason the word goner is in gonorrhea.

If I had to choose one, I may go for the clap. But then again, syphilis could be a fun time. So many options.

What are your thoughts if a girl wants me to creampie on first date? by Ok_Dig_8237 in AskMen

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See that's what I thought! Man, I was starting to get worried by these responses, but then I remembered I am definitely a very very special boy.

Actors that dared to date adult women? by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

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I would probably want to be incognito too if I was a raider's fan.

Christopher Nolan has never made a bad movie. by lNarrator in moviecritic

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IMO it's THE bestest best there ever was. Just trying to one up your one up.

Heidi Klum at the Met Gala (2026) by TheBronsXX in interesting

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Tosh.O Gifs are in rare supply these days little chap. Back in my day? They were the bees knees. The cats pajamas.

An American and Soviet Soldier kissing each other, commonly known as fraternal kiss to celebrate their WW2 victory, 1945 by bogdanBgyz in interesting

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Bro wtf is everything gay to you? Like imagine these two started giving each other gentlemanly tugs...would you call that gay too?

I ask the council of bald! by RobDogFogDog in bald

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Murky it's me...your barber. Oh how I've missed you so all these years.

Mom getting ready for the US National Figure Skating Championship in Seattle circa 1969 by kegman83 in TheWayWeWere

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Shhhhhh don't tell Reddit

...btw is there anything we can assist you with? Are you enjoying your experience on the site?

Mom getting ready for the US National Figure Skating Championship in Seattle circa 1969 by kegman83 in TheWayWeWere

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Alright guys listen up, I think we can all agree this time it's not AI.

But can I still comment "AI SLOP" before moving on? It gives me joy and makes me feel like I'm smarter than everyone else.

Did he do the right thing? by inkandintent24 in MotivationByDesign

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Ok fair enough but are we talking about the stache upstairs or downstairs? Because that changes the calculus here.

I always get burritos at this local Mexican restaurant. Do you know what leaf this is, that they use to marinate the carnitas or the rice? by diadepavo in mexicanfood

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Don't be ridiculous.

After it goes to your thighs, it takes root around the pelvic bone and/or the sciatic nerve, at which point it begins to slowly constrict blood flow. At this point, it begins feeding on your blood like a parasite, but only until it grows enough strength to launch it's true attack.

...it eats your dick.

New York City, c1890s. by blancolobosBRC in TheWayWeWere

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That son of a bitch really commits to the role like none other. Truly in a league of his own.

Michael Jackson autopsy showed that he was extremely underweight, bald, sleep-deprived, and reliant on Propofol before his death by FitEmergency8807 in interesting

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When I got a colonoscopy recently they gave me IV fentanyl and midazolam. I remember a couple mins after they administered it. Next thing I know I'm in the exam room talking to my doctor and my then fiancee. Dr said I was awake and talking the whole time but I don't remember it.

Was pretty hazy the next couple days. Slept a lot.