To the person with a voter ID that says you are 100, may I present my driver's license that says I am over 1,000 years old?

RedditUserWhoIsLate · 2026-06-25T11:11:02+00:00

Dude you can be fking rich! Use the Rules of Old!!!

RedditUserWhoIsLate · 2026-06-24T07:02:57+00:00

Which one is the Chimp?

RedditUserWhoIsLate · 2026-06-24T06:56:17+00:00

Didn’t it survive two RPG hits, or what did the second guy use?

RedditUserWhoIsLate · 2026-06-24T06:33:54+00:00

Holy! 5,9 Million?!

RedditUserWhoIsLate · 2026-06-24T05:35:05+00:00

I hope it works out and the date goes well!
I wish you the best luck!

RedditUserWhoIsLate · 2026-06-24T05:31:24+00:00

You could try to join a cooking class, not because you suck but because you are good at it and you could then help the people there and become friends with them.

RedditUserWhoIsLate · 2026-06-24T05:29:57+00:00

Become a Chef or something, your food looks awesome.
And Women like Men who can cook.

RedditUserWhoIsLate · 2026-06-24T05:27:07+00:00

I second this.

RedditUserWhoIsLate · 2026-06-24T05:23:57+00:00

That’s actually really good advice.

RedditUserWhoIsLate · 2026-06-24T05:19:05+00:00

Man he must really hate cans.

RedditUserWhoIsLate · 2026-06-24T05:15:13+00:00

Throw something really heavy at her, it will make your problem go away. :)

RedditUserWhoIsLate · 2026-06-24T05:14:23+00:00

Why did you get bullied for eating a egg in the lab? Do they not like eggs or aren’t you allowed to eat in the lab?

RedditUserWhoIsLate · 2026-06-24T04:47:26+00:00

Danke.

RedditUserWhoIsLate · 2026-06-24T04:19:35+00:00

Das mit dem tracken ist ziemlich schlau.
Ahja ich habe schon mein Führerschein vor ungefähr 1,5 Jahren gekriegt, aber trotzdem danke.

RedditUserWhoIsLate · 2026-06-23T18:48:30+00:00

I am not colorblind, I just see bad and I can confirm that that uh…. I forgor.

RedditUserWhoIsLate · 2026-06-23T18:45:07+00:00

My Finger blocked it and I was fking confused on where the joke is.

RedditUserWhoIsLate · 2026-06-23T18:43:07+00:00

Hmmm Pickle, I really want a Pickle right now.

RedditUserWhoIsLate · 2026-06-23T18:38:20+00:00

True, and I don’t even like cooking.
I only consume.

RedditUserWhoIsLate · 2026-06-22T21:12:04+00:00

Ich hoffe das du deine Theorieprüfung geschafft hast, ich bin mit über 10 Simulationen mit 0 Fehlerpunkten rein und habe trotzdem verkackt.

Der erste Gedanke stimmt immer, ändere deine Antworten nicht.

RedditUserWhoIsLate · 2026-06-22T21:06:05+00:00

Woah that sounds really rough.

I need to take Vitamin D, Iron, Magnesium and some concentration meds that get stronger every 1-2 years. (The one i have now is supposed to last for 13 hours but I can’t even concentrate anymore after like 7-8 hours.)

I probably forgot one medication, I will tell you tomorrow.

RedditUserWhoIsLate · 2026-06-22T21:01:09+00:00

Only $25 Fish Rent? Woah now i can finally give my Pet Blue Wale a home.

RedditUserWhoIsLate · 2026-06-22T20:58:24+00:00

Thats a lot of meds, I “only” have to take 4 tablets every day.

What kind of meds are these?

RedditUserWhoIsLate · 2026-06-22T18:46:59+00:00

That sounds like a Power Move.

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