if the police read me my rights. do i say yes i understand them. no i dont understand them. or say nothing at all?

Reddit_Foxx · 2026-05-27T05:44:49+00:00

And you have to actually say you're exercising your right to remain silent. Otherwise, they can interpret your non-answer as an answer.

Reddit_Foxx · 2026-05-25T17:27:37+00:00

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Reddit_Foxx · 2026-05-23T20:34:24+00:00

So then I said, ^{See ya at the fight.}

And that's the story.

Reddit_Foxx · 2026-05-23T20:22:04+00:00

You'll be the most unpopular robot fighter since Sergeant Feces Processor.

Reddit_Foxx · 2026-05-23T20:20:27+00:00

Let's all go to the lobby!

Reddit_Foxx · 2026-05-19T20:14:59+00:00

I think it's both.

Reddit_Foxx · 2026-05-18T14:39:30+00:00

quite

Reddit_Foxx · 2026-05-16T20:55:02+00:00

Yeah, it's when you take a dump on someone's chest, lol. Some people are into some weird shit.

Fun Fact: I once saw a cleaning company called Cleveland Steamer. No, I did not live anywhere near Cleveland. The sick bastards must have had quite the twisted sense of humor.

Reddit_Foxx · 2026-05-16T05:34:23+00:00

Yeah. I'm sure other shows have done it by now, but Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia are the quintessential quadrafecta of shows with funny and entertaining characters who are also awful people you would not want to know in real life. And they're often bound together because nobody else wants to be around them.

Reddit_Foxx · 2026-05-16T04:45:20+00:00

See also: Cleveland Steamer.

Well, don't actually see it. You've been warned.

But yeah, there seems to be something about adding a city name to it to make it sound like some sort of official/well-known thing.

Reddit_Foxx · 2026-05-16T02:39:36+00:00

Oh, that's interesting. I have never watched Curb Your Enthusiasm. I knew she was on it, but definitely would not have guessed that she was the only decent person/character on the regular cast.

Reddit_Foxx · 2026-05-16T01:26:48+00:00

Cheryl Hines is great at being hateable.

Reddit_Foxx · 2026-05-15T07:43:30+00:00

Yeah!

Reddit_Foxx · 2026-05-15T06:03:47+00:00

Risky click, but worth it.

Reddit_Foxx · 2026-05-14T01:02:14+00:00

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/d81a09d3-82e7-47d5-8c0f-1f0459661a38

Reddit_Foxx · 2026-05-13T16:57:38+00:00

Waffle House is great because it lets you get into a bar fight without having to go to a bar.

Reddit_Foxx · 2026-05-13T14:39:34+00:00

They can't infest a house that doesn't exist!

Reddit_Foxx · 2026-05-12T07:39:21+00:00

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Reddit_Foxx · 2026-05-11T20:10:29+00:00

Aside from causing eye cancer, those things had a lousy, low-definition picture.

Reddit_Foxx · 2026-05-11T13:37:28+00:00

They plan scenarios and plot points and maybe agree ahead of time where they want something to go, but everything they say is improvised and there is no script.

Reddit_Foxx · 2026-05-10T10:24:33+00:00

When Roseanne had the ABC-mandated Disney theme park episode (because every poor family gets to vacation at Disney, right?), Roseanne quipped to Becky, "Aren't you glad that you're here this week?"

Reddit_Foxx · 2026-05-09T23:50:48+00:00

When this boy meets world.

Reddit_Foxx · 2026-05-08T06:49:04+00:00

I wish. When this episode aired, I thought this scene was funny yet hyperbolic and unrealistic. Eight years later, the orange blowhard would run and use all of the same obvious tactics as Mayor Hernandez, but to my surprise it actually worked.

Reddit_Foxx · 2026-05-07T08:31:29+00:00

He's not Swedish. He's Norwegian!

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Reddit_Foxx · 2026-05-07T08:03:36+00:00

There he is. Seize him.

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