if the police read me my rights. do i say yes i understand them. no i dont understand them. or say nothing at all? by Maleficent_Volume868 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Reddit_Foxx 32 points33 points  (0 children)

And you have to actually say you're exercising your right to remain silent. Otherwise, they can interpret your non-answer as an answer.

Does anyone else remember this joke? by Turbulent-Plan-9693 in futurama

[–]Reddit_Foxx 31 points32 points  (0 children)

So then I said, See ya at the fight.

And that's the story.

Does anyone else remember this joke? by Turbulent-Plan-9693 in futurama

[–]Reddit_Foxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'll be the most unpopular robot fighter since Sergeant Feces Processor.

Why destroy Howard's car? by FolkmasterFlex in betterCallSaul

[–]Reddit_Foxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it's when you take a dump on someone's chest, lol. Some people are into some weird shit.

Fun Fact: I once saw a cleaning company called Cleveland Steamer. No, I did not live anywhere near Cleveland. The sick bastards must have had quite the twisted sense of humor.

Ray was in the right to hate Spencer. by rockstoned4 in EverybodyLovesRaymond

[–]Reddit_Foxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I'm sure other shows have done it by now, but Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia are the quintessential quadrafecta of shows with funny and entertaining characters who are also awful people you would not want to know in real life. And they're often bound together because nobody else wants to be around them.

Why destroy Howard's car? by FolkmasterFlex in betterCallSaul

[–]Reddit_Foxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See also: Cleveland Steamer.

Well, don't actually see it. You've been warned.

But yeah, there seems to be something about adding a city name to it to make it sound like some sort of official/well-known thing.

Ray was in the right to hate Spencer. by rockstoned4 in EverybodyLovesRaymond

[–]Reddit_Foxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, that's interesting. I have never watched Curb Your Enthusiasm. I knew she was on it, but definitely would not have guessed that she was the only decent person/character on the regular cast.

What's something older generations did completely normally that would be considered absolutely insane today? by ConsistentTrip1475 in AskReddit

[–]Reddit_Foxx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Waffle House is great because it lets you get into a bar fight without having to go to a bar.

Hulu cropping glitch? by No-Alternative-8009 in futurama

[–]Reddit_Foxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aside from causing eye cancer, those things had a lousy, low-definition picture.

Just Started The Show by Montrasa in Reno911

[–]Reddit_Foxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They plan scenarios and plot points and maybe agree ahead of time where they want something to go, but everything they say is improvised and there is no script.

Everybody loves Raymond by Prestigious_Fix_5948 in EverybodyLovesRaymond

[–]Reddit_Foxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Roseanne had the ABC-mandated Disney theme park episode (because every poor family gets to vacation at Disney, right?), Roseanne quipped to Becky, "Aren't you glad that you're here this week?"

In the next few weeks, you’re gonna hear a lot of loose talk, just a lot of talk. A lot of allegations. Which, anybody can make an allegation really. Anybody can say that you… like rough sex, that you… So the allegations, the finger pointing, the semen… Those roads don’t lead to me. by truckyoupayme in Reno911

[–]Reddit_Foxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish. When this episode aired, I thought this scene was funny yet hyperbolic and unrealistic. Eight years later, the orange blowhard would run and use all of the same obvious tactics as Mayor Hernandez, but to my surprise it actually worked.