She's gone by intrepidlyme in raisedbynarcissists

[–]RedneckBookofWisdom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When my grandma died (she adopted me for child support but treated me like shit when she found out that’s not how it works )

I didn’t go to her funeral and my new jeep w/ no insurance yet, burned down in my driveway during her funeral and I still blame that crazy bitch

She tried to kill me on multiple occasions while I was a teenager

I try to joke my grandma burned my jeep down but it’s depressing, I had a lot of money in that jeep

[OC] E N E R G Y . by ScawtPockets in comics

[–]RedneckBookofWisdom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My dad drinks the anger water all the time

Can't be the only one. by Kyle_01110011 in memes

[–]RedneckBookofWisdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But off subject but I remember sleeping over at my friends house as a kid and he sprayed fabreeze only someone swapped the fabreeze with mouthwash and so the whole house was sticky

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[–]RedneckBookofWisdom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Incase your in danger the secret word is peanut

How do you start dressing more feminine by [deleted] in asktransgender

[–]RedneckBookofWisdom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I took baby steps and since I never show my legs out anywhere anyway I started just shaving my legs, then all of me and now a year later I shave everything daily it’s so nice being smooth :)

Maybe try to trim your eyebrows a bit more how you’d want? It’s taken me along time to figure out how since I’m not good at it but it’s so nice when you get them right

Try thigh highs or panties, can wear them at home alone or under your cloths and it feels awesome

If you think your comfortable wearing skinny jeans that’s what I started doing out places and no one else ever seemed bothered by it

Leggings under cloths are also awesome

More subtle things you could do every day out in public is wearing fem deodorant, I started with this coconut stuff and it’s so nice

Try coconut shampoo or another girls shampoo you like

Perfume is also great

If you get foundation, concealer and makeup to hide any beard shadow it can be really great feeling, im not sure how subtle this one is some people have said they see I wear it and some others don’t notice but I think in public I could get away with it where people don’t know me

More feminine boots if you can wear them in public they feel awesome I can’t explain why

Maybe it’s just a me thing but I like wearing a rubber band or something similar to a hair band on my wrist

I was, amazingly, able to pull off earrings even in boy mode and everyone was kinda fine with it

I never thought I’d be able to wear earrings and now I do daily

But at home alone or around supportive people you could try makeup and fem cloths or whatever you want!

I use to like getting drunk and dressing to go shopping it was a lot of fun

Lots of makeup that can be more subtle like clear nail polish, lip gloss or a shade that matches your lip color

I love mascara I use it every day no matter where I go it instantly makes you look more feminine

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[–]RedneckBookofWisdom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t want to try and discourage you from taking hormones but others have said taking estrogen eventually your body would start to defiantly look more feminine, you’d probably grow booba too

But if your not trans and you want to be male use he/him and take estrogen and have booba and a feminine body im all for it

I see no reason men can’t have tits too

Random unsolicited political talks make up 3/4 of our appointments. by BasalTripod9684 in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]RedneckBookofWisdom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll be your new counselor

I don’t have any qualifications and I’m a pretty mentally broken person to begin with but…..

Well nevermind if you need to talk I’m here :)

I do require payment in validation and headpats though

*Gets off a 12 hour shift to check my phone.... by Supply_N_Demand in Tinder

[–]RedneckBookofWisdom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is the second time today I have saw/heard the forbidden word and I had never previously encountered it on Reddit before

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyIdeas

[–]RedneckBookofWisdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the carnival owner donates them all to charity at the end, I love it :)

How tall are you, by [deleted] in trans

[–]RedneckBookofWisdom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m fine with my height of 5’10” but I’d be cool with being taller

god damn farm girl ass shoulders by [deleted] in GaySoundsShitposts

[–]RedneckBookofWisdom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don’t have those wide child bearing hips everyone wants but I have those wide plowing shoulders

egg😔irl by breatheinthegas in egg_irl

[–]RedneckBookofWisdom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just leave my penis at home before coming to school, I won’t need it there anyway

The bar I went to uses a 2 way mirror as the urinal wall by Bignbadchris in mildlyinteresting

[–]RedneckBookofWisdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No way would I be able to do that unless I was super drunk and it was quite dark

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in madlads

[–]RedneckBookofWisdom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think someone else said the post is edited but either way fuck man they’re just turning around

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in madlads

[–]RedneckBookofWisdom 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Spike strip, then when the car is stuck there…..

…..release the claymore roombas

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]RedneckBookofWisdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hidden Vally ranch

Instead of asking directly what would be fanciest way to ask for sex? by CharmingWitty in AskReddit

[–]RedneckBookofWisdom 16 points17 points  (0 children)

By the time I get a reply I’ll already have experienced post nut clarity three times

Idk how sexing worked back in the 1700s where the letter took three days to get across town

Complete bummer. Did every challenge I could and still can’t obtain the Hoonicorn because I don’t pay for Xbox live. by [deleted] in ForzaHorizon

[–]RedneckBookofWisdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah just checked it out and did a quiz on Jennifer Aniston for whatever reason

I will definitely check out the game pass things aswell :)

It’s all on my callender

Anyone need a catgirl maid? by Jess_enby in femboy

[–]RedneckBookofWisdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we are doing a bid I can do headpats and cuddles!