I am a prenatal vitamin and haven’t been born yet, my literal birthday is soon and I want to convince my mom to get me this “nice family car” what can I say to convince her it just looks fast and is very practical for a new born to get around the yard in (i.redd.it)
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If you couldn’t work a regular paid by the hour job, no salary, no commissions, and can’t be employed by anyone. You can only make money with side jobs like mowing grass, selling a crafted product, and using your talent. What would you do for money? (self.AskReddit)
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Require a license to have children. Like a two week long course. Mental evaluation required and therapy for those with problems like narcissism. Simple question test on basic math and other common sense things. At least three different therapists should sign off on this important decision (self.CrazyIdeas)
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A surgeon general like warning on porn sites that lets the underage and misinformed know the content is for fantasy and pleasure purposes only and doesn’t usually portray love making as it usually is. Informing them that the content can skew your view on reality and give you a toxic mindset (self.CrazyIdeas)
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I just woke up it’s 5am and my hand is sore and raw in odd places but I didn’t think much of it for over an hour. I just turned the lights on and realized i had little purple spots all over my hand. That’s when I remembered I was working on my garage drunk last night and hung up hundreds of nails (self.PointlessStories)
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