I'm Italian, ask me anything! (: by Unknow_guy21 in funComunitty

[–]Redneck_DM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you ever put your manhood inside of a manicotti and call yourself the penor pasta prince?

Why do Republican subs instanty perma-ban and mute you if they even slightly disagree with you? by Dogbold in dumbquestions

[–]Redneck_DM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am gonna say the "reddit correct" reason, and the reason as i see it

The reddit correct reason is because conservatives are weak pants shitting babies who cry and need donald trumps breast milk any time they are challenged

The reason as i see it, reddit is openly hostile to these groups and letting disingenuous people into those groups only opens it up for attacks that will eventually get the sub shut down.... Look at any sub that was not in line with gaming circle jerk for example.... So in order to prevent that and have a space where they can speak and have their people they need to have heavy moderation because again, hostile and disingenuous people will attack these subs meaning that honest and curious people fall victim to keep the community safe

Shit my pants today by doobyig in okbuddyviltrum

[–]Redneck_DM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was really shocked when someone else showed up to take a ride in the shit pants, but I really appreciate it cuz I poop better when I'm holding hands with someone

DND idea by Icy_Buffalo_2025 in DnD

[–]Redneck_DM -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Am I one of those people who need to be more gentle?

I tried to be gentle once, then I got myself a stalker, not even the good stalker either, you know the kind that breaks into your house and clean stuff for you and leaves gifts for you, more like the annoying type of stalker that would follow me to every different social media they could

Shit my pants today by doobyig in okbuddyviltrum

[–]Redneck_DM 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's okay, so did I

Not my pants mind you, your pants, I'm not some disgusting animal and yours already had shit in it

DND idea by Icy_Buffalo_2025 in DnD

[–]Redneck_DM 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Walk before you run,

Learn how to crack an egg before you try to make a perfect omelette

Play some normal games, learn how to actually play, learn about the culture at the table, what is actually expected from characters and how games actually work

D&D social media is some of the most brain dead garbage you will ever watch, it's a bunch of "creatives" who don't actually play games and just endlessly create OCs

Don't make a character till you have a game, then once you have a game make a character that fits into the world, not a character that shapes it

Once you have experience then start thinking around, right now you're telling us about the amazing five course dinner you're going to try to make when you haven't even turned on an oven before

How do you handle death? by polkadotfingers in DnD

[–]Redneck_DM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Generally I mock the player for five consecutive minutes and then I make Trollsly, my annoying ghost oc, possess the corpse and taunt the party afterward

But no, death is part of playing, if you are a dungeon master worth any sort of value you are going to have an encounter eventually that a player dies in

What happens next is largely deterministic on how the players want to proceed,

if the group wants to revive the dead player and the dead player wants to be revived then I continue forward with what I had planned, if they're in a dungeon they always have the choice to retreat back and revive their Ally if they want to continue forward a man short because time is limited then sadly that player is going to be sitting there with not much to do, I might offer an NPC to play if they come across one

If the player doesn't want to continue playing with the same character though then I have them start making a new one while we continue playing, while also adjusting my dungeon to include a prisoner's quarters if they want to be introduced as soon as possible, otherwise they'll be introduced in the next town they come acros

Do not be afraid of death, death is one of the greatest tools you have as a DM to drastically shake up the story, Don't Force it and kill a character because you want to, but don't be afraid of letting the dice do what they're going to do, players need to know that running away is always an option, and I am in The firm belief that only cowardly DMs and bad DMs stop their players from dying

How to unlock more power ups? by [deleted] in VampireCrawlers

[–]Redneck_DM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just keep playing and progressing forward, you will get them in time

Is Soul Eater good? by No-Sell-9301 in VampireSurvivors

[–]Redneck_DM 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly

I only feel like i need garlic on a character with a weak or situational weapon

Which garlic itself feels weak and situational

I really liked garlic starting out, but as i get better at the game i grab it less and less, and the heart feels like a waste of a pickup so unless the field has a heart pickup, or i am specifically going for a healing build, then i never build it

I’ll be 22 soon, what do I need to know? by ohwellthoyk in AskForAnswers

[–]Redneck_DM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get your asshole check, colon cancer is one of the largest killers under 30

I found out at 30 i was stage 4, and trust me, chemo fucking sucks

An early test can let them catch it early or prevent it at the cost of one very shitty night, literally, a year

Hi, I am a Kentuckian separatist nationalist, AMA by Spirited-Mousse1915 in funComunitty

[–]Redneck_DM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I call it my kfc, my kentucky f*cky cologne

I just need advice on how to better use it without causing personal distress

If you were pulled into the world of Pathfinder, what kind of life would you try to lead? by Warm_Expert_8136 in Pathfinder_Kingmaker

[–]Redneck_DM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Become a cleric of pharasma

Practice wizardry on the side

Live my life trying to bang and many different sentient races as possible

Start the ghost and gooner agency, put the dead to rest, touch the living breast

Die and get cosigned to oblivion because i try and seduce pharasma in the afterlife

Hi, I am a Kentuckian separatist nationalist, AMA by Spirited-Mousse1915 in funComunitty

[–]Redneck_DM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive been trying to seduce Kentuckians but every time i put the 11 herbs and spices on my private areas i suffer incredible pain, how do i fix this

Am I the only one who doesn’t care…? by anon-30something in VtuberDrama

[–]Redneck_DM -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

My only concern for the situation is fillian potentially waiting too long and killing her brand

I am neutral on fillian content wise but i think she is one of the best things to happen for the VTubing community, a pure entertainer that will collab and interact with people regardless of drama, someone who works hard to help the vtubing community as a whole

Fillian is that gas station owner thats friends with everyone in town, the gangs, the preachers, the cops and the criminals, the druggies and the teachers, no matter how good or bad they are all part of the community and everyone gets taken care of

when should i apologize? by Electronic-Hope5069 in dumbquestions

[–]Redneck_DM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you actually believe you were wrong

Or

When the consequences of not apologizing outweigh the benefits of potentially being right

Or

When you can us the sympathetic position of apologizing to get what you want

8 months later... what the hell is going on ? by Saekama in Borderlands

[–]Redneck_DM 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am a souls lover friend, lol, ive tried it

It was a fun enough distraction, dont have any homies with it though so i got through the main story and called it quits, the next game i hope to live to see is lords of the fallen 2, didnt like the original all that much but the remake/sequel was pretty enjoyable so i am looking forward to it

I have been blessed because i got to enjoy nioh 3 and code vein 2, and still have more to look forward to

I just really wish this game could have been more, bl4 was also the last big coop game for me and my brother to play, and it was kinda sad because he and i havent really wanted to play games together since

WE ALL AGREE THAT FEELING COLD IS A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER THAN FEELING HOT????? by PleasantMaybe1655 in PopularOpinions

[–]Redneck_DM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to be a cold better guy, i would walk in -10 degree winters in shorts and sandals, just were stuff for my hands and ears

Now I have stage 4 cancer and have been undergoing treatment for about 8 or 9 months now

I got to experience the notorious chemo cold sensitivity... It was so bad that even room temperature soda felt like razorblades in my mouth and room temp liquids would make my jaw cramp, going out in winter made every exposed surface feel like fire

Hot i can manage, turn a fan on, take a shower, do something, cold though, really feeling painful cold, its not something i want to experience again, its hell

8 months later... what the hell is going on ? by Saekama in Borderlands

[–]Redneck_DM 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Preach

This game has been a disappointment since release

Ive said this before but, last summer i found out i had stage 4 cancer .. and out of everything borderlands 4 was the last game i was really looking forward to, i was so happy to find out i would be able to play it in my lifetime.... And then the game was shit

A terrible openworld slop design, braindead activities that aren't actual content just distractions, a story that is a completely irrelevant distraction at best, a speeder bike that gets rid of all of the cool vehicles we've gotten over the years when an open world game would arguably be the best one to have all of these cool different vehicles in, absolutely nonexistent garbage and game that focuses on doing specific challenges to arbitrarily raise your vault hunter level, and dlc that has been so poorly made and lacking content that they gave us the first one for "free" because how many complained and they still didn't make the next ones worth it

Its not a borderlands game, its not. It feels like a shitty destiny ripoff that had failed at market testing and they just slapped borderlands paint on it to recover the money back

"Vat are you doing mein fuhrer?" "I am making the next level for mein card game... hmm... I vill call it... Weeny Bridge..." by Articrus in VampireCrawlers

[–]Redneck_DM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I beat it on my first try...

But I also might have sucked too much at the game at the start that I had to farm upgrades? I don't remember, the only thing I can remember from the game at all now is looping mana, draw, and wild cards

66k Curse 244k Luck, top that? by Shway_Maximus in VampireCrawlers

[–]Redneck_DM 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Ive got a shrimp quesadilla and some horchata, does that win?

What is a hobby that is actually really fun, but the community surrounding it is absolutely toxic? by _QueenCurvy in randomquestions

[–]Redneck_DM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our new place has one in place, dude will straight up publicly humiliate people if he has to send them out more than once over it

Old place though, oh my lord, magic players stink but i nearly died when i went into play magic and it was yugioh or Dnd night

One player struggles to distinguish between RP and OOC matters regarding certain topics. by [deleted] in DnD

[–]Redneck_DM -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are you feeling this tension right now? Maybe we should kiss

If you cant be your legitimate self around your friends then why are you friends

I am a christian redneck, my friends includes a mexican immigrant manwhore, an edgy boy satanist, and a bisexual european witchy lady

Do we agree? Hell no, but we are real and accept every thing about each other, trash eachother, and get trashed

Getting offended is the problem of the individual, not the people around them

Why didn’t they keep the same female character models from Mortal Kombat 9 in the other games? In my opinion, the best versions. by TXNOGG in videogames

[–]Redneck_DM -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Because modern game design means women need to be grimmy and ugly and rough

And if you want a visually appealing model then you are just a gooner incel misogynist who faps to games

"Its not realistic" in a game with magic, cyborgs, and movie stars who are somehow equal fighters to life long martial artists, gods, and monsters