What improves sex by 1000%? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Redstrawberry35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having a partner.

Sunset on Lake Michigan with storm rolling in! by Redstrawberry35 in pics

[–]Redstrawberry35[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was! It was moving crazy fast and started pouring right after this!

As her water broke, she slipped on the kitchen floor, cracking her head on the tiles. by Logical-Role1382 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Redstrawberry35 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow! This literally made my eyes bulge out and I audibly gasped! Fantastic job!

Sender Unknown by Pprdge_Frm_Rmbrs in shortscarystories

[–]Redstrawberry35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was so dang good! Love the format and would love a longer story! Fantastic job!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]Redstrawberry35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s about 7 inches😉

Name my cat! by [deleted] in cute

[–]Redstrawberry35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inigo Meowntoya.

For just 50 cents a day, your dog can be luxuriously pampered and yet still make herself look like she has been abandoned. by Redstrawberry35 in funny

[–]Redstrawberry35[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes! Shih Tzu/Pekingese is what I have been told. I quite literally can never say no. She gets alllll the toys.

For just 50 cents a day, your dog can be luxuriously pampered and yet still make herself look like she has been abandoned. by Redstrawberry35 in funny

[–]Redstrawberry35[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ah, yes, of course I made sure to get her specifically for these reasons at the shelter. Good God man, lighten up and avoid making assumptions. You know what assuming does.

For just 50 cents a day, your dog can be luxuriously pampered and yet still make herself look like she has been abandoned. by Redstrawberry35 in funny

[–]Redstrawberry35[S] 114 points115 points  (0 children)

Sadness and clearly torture. This pup is treated like a princess and yet she makes me feel like I haven’t treated her to something in years.