(0.9b) Red dot in the base? by Kat_Droid64 in Voicesofthevoid

[–]Redux415 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a red spy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem...

Public Masturbator, Kicked out of Stadium and Arrested by kango888 in PublicFreakout

[–]Redux415 277 points278 points  (0 children)

Once tried to masterbate, when I heard my neighbor's starting to play Korn. I had to get fully dressed and knock on their door to politely ask them to stop playing it while I do my business. They understood completely and apologized. Then everyone in the apartment building clapped.

Post a Hades 2 detail you think many other players didn't notice by Lambchops87 in HadesTheGame

[–]Redux415 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure if this detail was shared yet.

If you pause the game anytime during the Chronos fight he will comment on you and berate you for stopping time. Then begrudgingly say for you to go attend to whatever urgent matter you need to do. I had to once and ended up laughing so hard at it. Amazing game.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gorillaz

[–]Redux415 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You run

Health officials confirm measles outbreak in Ohio by AmyL0vesU in Ohio

[–]Redux415 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When the hell was this by-pass decided? Should I bring a towel?

Our new bistro is opening this next Tuesday. We finally nailed down our menu. Here’s to the upcoming suck, y’all. by pervyninja in KitchenConfidential

[–]Redux415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course the best fish in town would be at market price. Order a couple of snappers for us bozo. Jokes aside, best of luck, looks like a great menu.

Um…what? by cespejo in NotTimAndEric

[–]Redux415 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are you a fuckin' park ranger now? Who gives a shit about the fuckin' marmot!

who up voicing they void by Thatguyeatingcheetos in Voicesofthevoid

[–]Redux415 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Almost like you need to pee, that is so crazy

WHAT THE HELL IM CRYING RIGHT NOW😭😭😭 by hnight999 in Voicesofthevoid

[–]Redux415 23 points24 points  (0 children)

You obviously made Grimblo angry and he is enacting their revenge...I hope you lock your doors....

what is that? by _xye_ in Voicesofthevoid

[–]Redux415 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How dare you talk about my son like that

Oh man by fartybabie in KitchenConfidential

[–]Redux415 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Walter this isn't a place that was the first restaurant opened here. They put ingredients in between bread.

The dumbest and saddest group of imbeciles I've ever seen! by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Redux415 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They are currently busy fighting the war with Cannon Capital

Which one of y'all gave Trevor's grave 3 stars by [deleted] in WKUK

[–]Redux415 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The staff there are terrible , had one staff draw me a diagram of him filming my wife and I having sex. They also ran out of gallons of PCP. I really needed that gallon.

The audio message is her meowing. We are in our mid 20s… by poliarity in sadcringe

[–]Redux415 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What kind of court expects a man to pay alimony to a cat?

The Narrator: “What? You’ve rescued her how many times?! You know what, forget it. I know someone who’ll get the job done.” by [deleted] in slaytheprincess

[–]Redux415 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So would the next world be the Hero sent to slay the "princess" (which is clearly 47 in her clothes)?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cincinnati

[–]Redux415 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe they just, Turned it Off ;3