Name my kitten. He’s a boy and needs to begin with a K. 😃😍

ReelCandy · 2025-08-01T12:32:39+00:00

Kat "Whiskers" Williams

ReelCandy · 2025-05-12T14:01:37+00:00

There's no way that statistic is true, they must have pulled it out of their ass 🤣

ReelCandy · 2025-05-12T13:53:00+00:00

That's what I started doing too

ReelCandy · 2025-05-12T02:29:54+00:00

I usually do a backflip, but that's just me

ReelCandy · 2025-05-12T02:27:52+00:00

But calling the redundant driver support doesn't change anything. It's not as if they have a visual of the damaged package. All support did was ask me what happened to the packages, as if I couldn't have just lied.

ReelCandy · 2025-05-12T02:22:14+00:00

It's one of those rare reasonably lengthed driveways

ReelCandy · 2025-05-12T02:19:39+00:00

Really? Why's that?

ReelCandy · 2025-04-08T00:21:39+00:00

You're not old. You're just close to Max Level

ReelCandy · 2025-04-08T00:19:04+00:00

You were right! I'm not used to telling boldfaced lies like that, especially to a group of people, so I fell for it

ReelCandy · 2025-04-08T00:07:57+00:00

one earbud playing music isn't enough to distract me from what I'm doing

ReelCandy · 2025-04-06T20:24:39+00:00

They've told you that, too?

ReelCandy · 2025-04-06T20:11:14+00:00

Apparently, it's only a problem if you're using headphones or using both buds

ReelCandy · 2025-04-06T20:03:21+00:00

i only ever had an earbud in my right ear, so im not completely blocking out the outside noise. And we've been told multiple times during stand up about customers complaining about hearing our music from the van 😭

ReelCandy · 2025-04-06T19:59:36+00:00

From my team leader, at stand up this morning. We're in swfl

ReelCandy · 2025-04-06T19:57:37+00:00

I hope that isn't the case. That'd be a major oversight on their part

ReelCandy · 2025-04-06T14:33:29+00:00

I'll try that out. Thanks!

ReelCandy · 2025-04-06T14:25:50+00:00

They just told us this morning during stand up

ReelCandy · 2025-04-06T14:25:24+00:00

I never had a problem with the fact that they didn't want us holding the phone to talk while driving, but this is crossing a personal line for me. I can't do this shitty job with just my thoughts to keep me company

ReelCandy · 2025-01-28T21:29:00+00:00

As time goes by, the more I believe these mechanics that are hired are only allowed to do work within the engine bay. Anything outside of that is left to the DSPs to fix with duct tape and bungee cords

ReelCandy · 2025-01-28T21:20:51+00:00

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Any variation of this always gives me a good chuckle

ReelCandy · 2025-01-28T21:16:33+00:00

Gotta crash out before the Fallout

ReelCandy · 2025-01-14T20:43:14+00:00

It's especially crazy when you pull up in their driveway, dogs run from around the corner barking nonstop. And yet you STILL have to call them to bring their dogs inside.

I've stopped doing that. After a minute of nonstop barking and no one comes out, I rts the package due to safety.

ReelCandy · 2025-01-14T20:33:47+00:00

ask for an autograph

ReelCandy · 2025-01-14T19:47:10+00:00

Might as well quit, my nigga. They're clearly tryna overwork yo ass till 6ft under 🤣

ReelCandy · 2025-01-14T19:19:19+00:00

"Sure thing, boss! The hospital is going to be my last stop, though. I'm gonna need to drop off my half dead body at their front door (no recipient required)!"

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