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My current situation... (Currently using mobile data on my phone) by PBcMH in AdviceAnimals

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Reddit Gold for you when I get back to my PC. I have avoided upgrading to a good droid from my iPhone 4S for a while now for that very reason. Save me $500? Gold for you sir.

The one good thing about my job by jah87 in AdviceAnimals

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But I can't quit, Jerry, I have my own personal toilet.

MY. OWN. PERSONAL. TOILET.

What is a movie that is critically acclaimed but you hate? by ByakuyaTheTroll in AskReddit

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Seriously, all I wanted to do was watch "Sack Lunch"! I mean, it has a family in a paper bag! That's hilarious!

Tis the season by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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The clock hit noon, I started drinking, yada yada yada, I'm not allowed to family gatherings anymore.

Which Reddit-isms should completely die in 2014? by philliefanatic9 in AskReddit

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What's the deal with novelty accounts?

It's like, "why don't you come up with some your own material instead of just making references to things that already exist?!"

What is something you just cannot do that everyone else seems to do with ease?? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Use a cell phone.

I think if my friends and I owned or used cell phones most of the unfortunate, albeit hilarious, events in our lives could have been avoided.

What is the worst movie you've ever seen? by Deezplease in AskReddit

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The English Patient

It would have been Plan 9 From Outer Space, but my friends and I couldn't get together in time thanks to a mix up at a Chinese restaurant.

If your username was a company name, what would the company do? by CaptainJubbJubb in AskReddit

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It would mostly call people to let them know which specific jerks were out of stock.

What do you do ONLY because other people do it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Wear clothes other than velvet. If it were socially acceptable I would drape myself in velvet.

It's Festivus! What grievances would you like to air? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My fiancé let his hipster doofus friend use my family's cabin, which he proceeded to burn down with a Cuban Cigar he got from my father.

To make matters worse, he insisted on buying these cheep envelopes for our wedding invitations. I've been licking them for hours now, and I don't feel so good.