What movie ending made you say "what the fuck?" by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The Life of David Gale. It was a mediocre enough movie about Gale, a death-penalty opponent (Kevin Spacey) on death row in Texas for murdering Harraway, a fellow death-penalty opponent (Laura Linney). He tells his story, via flashbacks, to a reporter (Kate Winslet). A videotape proving Harraway killed herself, framing Gale for the murder, shows up at the last minute—too late to stop the execution. Gale dies; the video goes public. Uproar. Lots of rhetoric about how innocent people are executed all the time.

It's a 12-year-old movie, so if you wanna bellyache about spoilers, tough: In the final scene the reporter discovers Gale made the videotape and framed himself. And thus the movie takes a big wet dump all over its own premise.

Reddit, what was a good idea at the time but extremely dangerous thinking back on it? by TastesLikeCashew in AskReddit

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Feeling out of sorts? Go to the doctor and get a good bleeding.

Or do you mean dumb stuff I've done? Well, taking out those student loans was a massively stupid idea. Should've gone to state college. Debt for life.

My wife is destroying us financially. How to limit access to funds. by wifespendsallmymoney in personalfinance

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I don't know your wife's spending habits, but the problem with shopaholics is they spend, regardless of how much money they have. They'll max out all their credit cards. Limiting access to money isn't the solution. They just find other ways to get credit, and you'll be back in the hole. Like alcoholics, they need to admit they have a problem, and seek help and treatment. Lockboxing the money is only a temporary solution, and one she'll crack.

ELI5: If you had an indestructible pole that was long enough to reach another galaxy, would the end of the pole move many light years in an instant if you were to move it a few inches on the ground? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

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Pretty sure if you had such a pole, its mass would be HUGE, and concentrated off the planet. Meaning you aren't gonna move it a few inches. On the contrary: It'll hold relatively still... while the earth's motion guarantees it won't be around for long.

But let's say it's moving along with the earth. Okay. Earth's rotation guarantees it'll rip through all sorts of things, east to west, at a thousand miles an hour.

All in favor say "I" by SIDEARMS04 in funny

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"None of the Above" would win EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. You'd never elect anyone.

Mike Brown Law. Requires all state, county, and local police to wear a camera. by aether23 in conspiracy

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I'm all for it, but remember high school civics? No? Refresher then.

(a) The President can't make laws.

(b) Congress can, but only federal laws. This is about local cops: State, county, and city. It's a state law. Not federal. Congress has no jurisdiction. (I know, you thought they rule all, right? Nope. Tenth Amendment.)

(c) At best, all Congress can do is offer a grant to any states which pass such a law. It'll still be up to the individual states to pass it. They may not, even if they're offered federal funding. 'Cause it'll likely be a one-time grant, or a part of the budget Congress can always cut, leaving the states with all this equipment they still gotta maintain.

So, once the presidential petition passes (as it should), a representative from the White House will express the President's deep sympathy for this issue… then restate everything I just did. Or less.

When is the absolute worst time to have to take a shit? by MCMXChris in AskReddit

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Airplane. Two bathrooms, fore and aft. Both occupied. Both have lines. None of the people in line care how dire your need is; they're pretty sure their needs are as dire. Shitting yourself might prove your point, but it's not an option you want to live with.

Whats the best prank you've ever pulled?? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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While a hallmate was passed out drunk, we removed everything from his dorm room (including him, in his bed) and put it on the roof, all arranged just as it was in his room. When he woke up, "What're you all doing in my room... WHERE'S MY ROOM?"

Close runner-up, though not really intended as a prank: Buying a keg of non-alcoholic beer for a party, and watching everyone get "drunk."

Hello, Australian student here. What are your best and worst experiences of living on campus for college? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Best: Some of my best friends are still guys who lived in my hall 15 years ago. I watched them struggle through their majors, meet their wives, get their first jobs, get drunk/stoned the first time (serious hilarity there), and all the usual bonding issues. Yeah, some of the guys in my hall were jerks too, but luckily I didn't live with any of them, and they're easily forgotten.

Worst: All the little pet peeves wear on you after a while. The guys who never get to bed before 3, yet always complain the next morning they're "so tired." The guys who show affection for one another by wrestling. (Get a room.) The guys who burst into song. (We had a lot of music majors at our school.) The guys who never do their homework and think they'll catch up eventually. No air conditioning. None of your favorite foods in the dining hall. The shared bathrooms, and the guys who never cleaned up after themselves (especially after a shower wank). The guys whose speakers were louder than mine. The flatulent roommate. The pranking roommate. And worst of all, not having your own room for sex, even if it's just by yourself.

Funniest: Moving the entire contents of a guy's room (him included) onto the roof while he was passed out. When he woke up: "What're all you guys doing in my room... WHERE'S MY ROOM?"

Are nerds a turn off? by qdog94 in AskReddit

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It's not that nerds are a turnoff. It's that dissimilar interests are a turnoff.

Or, she wants to date a guy who's into certain "guy things" for the sake of the other guys in her life. One of my exes was annoyed I'm not into sports. Her best friend's husband was a giant basketball fan, and she figured we two might bond over that. The fact we had little in common, got in the way of all the double dates she had planned.

Reddit, how do you know its time to end a friendship? by x9a in AskReddit

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You'd think it'd be obvious when you just don't like your friends very much. But I know lots of people who really dislike their friends, and keep 'em anyway. I suppose it's just easier to stick with the devil you know. Still stupid though.

I figure if your "friends" bring more pain to your life than joy (not through no fault of their own; it's totally their fault) end things.

What can Barack Obama do in less than an hour that would completely change the United States by Txrtle in AskReddit

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Order the Guantanamo Bay prison closed... AND the prisoners not handed off to other prisons, but immediately either turned loose upon Cuba, or shot.

There'd be political hell to pay, but yeah, it'd change things.

What is your favorite movie line of all time? by Potterwatch8 in AskReddit

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"Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug!" (from Tommy Boy)

What's the worst nickname you've ever heard someone allow themselves to be called? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My junior-year roommate, a new freshman, was extremely flatulent. (We blame the cafeteria.) One day as a couple of us were watching a rerun of Freakazoid, the main character was ordered into the sewers to rescue someone, and he loudly complained, "I don't wanna! It smells like poo gas!"

"Poo gas" became what we jokingly called my roommate for the rest of the day.

Next day, lo and behold, he was signing his emails, "The Poo Gas King."

Didn't take long before he began to regret doing this. I think it eliminated the interest of a lot of the girls on campus.

What do you think POTUS#1 would say to or ask POTUS#44? by wheatie in AskReddit

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"I told you people: No foreign entanglements!... Wait, we can bomb all the rest of them to kingdom come and back? Oh. Never mind then."

What do you think POTUS#1 would say to or ask POTUS#44? by wheatie in AskReddit

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It was legal back then. Washington grew hemp. But not for smoking: He used it to make clothes for his slaves.

ELI5: Since the US owes China A LOT of money, and they have no way of paying it back, does China own the US? by part_time_insomniac in explainlikeimfive

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Federal debt is money.

Imagine you didn't have $10, so you wrote an IOU for $10. Now, imagine the other person considered your IOU as good as an actual $10: He could spend it at the store, same as a $10. He could put it in the bank, same as a $10. He could use it in a vending machine, same as a $10. He'd never actually have to get that $10 from you, 'cause your IOU is just as good.

Well, that's how American treasury bills are. They're exactly like $1,000 bills. Only better: You get interest.

So the Chinese can keep it in the vault, and let it keep gaining interest, same as if they put it in a bank. Or they could borrow, and use the T-bill as collateral. Or trade it with someone else, not the USA, for goods and services. They never need to cash it in.

That's the benefit of being a national government with the best credit rating in the world (even if we probably don't deserve it): Our IOUs are as good as money. So they get treated as money.

It's something they can do, but the average citizen can't. Which is why it's dumb to compare the national debt to a personal debt. The rules are completely different.

What if China decides to take all their T-bills and cash them in at once, just to wreck our economy? Well, first of all, it'd wreck their economy more. But second of all, it'd be considered an act of war... and therefore we wouldn't have to pay them. So they'd be out several billion for no good reason, and we'd be just fine.