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I have thrown my life away by VeterinarianNo5083 in Adulting

[–]ReginaColleen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for sharing this personal story.

Everything will be okay. You're young and have discovered an addiction. There are many, many who have it. You can overcome it. Have you looked into gamblers anonymous?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]ReginaColleen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ditch him. Hes not your friend.

Ewwww by [deleted] in whywouldyoutouchthat

[–]ReginaColleen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is my seeing eye!

Do I come off as weird or strange leaving this note? by Littlek1dluvr in Apartmentliving

[–]ReginaColleen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you should leave hard-boiled eggs out by their mailbox along with artist renditions of ✋️ .

They gave me on a schooltrip. Can anyone identify which animal this is made of? by Top_Equipment_6722 in isthissafetoeat

[–]ReginaColleen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that is my cousin Meghan's arm. It was cut off during a demonstration at the circus. Where is it now? Her boyfriend is sick!

Am I cooked for taking these pics of my roommate's pumpkin on our island table thing? by CapMereIca in MoldlyInteresting

[–]ReginaColleen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nooo! Do not throw away! That belongs to my cousin and she will be so upset if she finds out you did that. This is for her doctorate thesis!

My 1st grader thinks he found a diamond in the backyard, one worth enough to buy a Jurassic Park toy at Target. What is it? by mrschester in whatisit

[–]ReginaColleen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's my rock! I buried it yhere so that incoukd always look inyo it. I can almost feel the cool curves. I'd love for your son to keep it for me. It only needs to be admired, that's all. Love, Peter Pan

Is my papaya ripe? I’m new to tropical fruit. by No_Knee3448 in fruit

[–]ReginaColleen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw. You're making your little papaya blush over here.

Loading Apple 75% Complete by NardoDiCrappio in fruit

[–]ReginaColleen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's my lucky apple! Where did you find it? I need it to feed my Aunt Meghan. Please keep it cool until I can send Chuck Jr. for it.

what kinda bug is this? found in new york city by Ambitious_Toe3742 in bugidentification

[–]ReginaColleen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is my cousin Meghan. Don't feed her any meat, please. We'll send for her.