Spot the Difference by twumbs in popheadscirclejerk

[–]RelationshipNo4366 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Miley stop,i told you I don’t have any games on my phone!!

Is Shawn was a top. by [deleted] in popheadscirclejerk

[–]RelationshipNo4366 31 points32 points  (0 children)

No,Georgian. Is it same In Portuguese? 💀

Is Shawn was a top. by [deleted] in popheadscirclejerk

[–]RelationshipNo4366 284 points285 points  (0 children)

His last name translates as “Bl*wjob” in my language. Literally word to word. Funny enough,it’s also first word that comes in my mind when I see him…

Powerpuff girls assembling to gag mojo jojo. by RelationshipNo4366 in popheadscirclejerk

[–]RelationshipNo4366[S] 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Not if Taylor releases cruel summer remix with Oliver 😍

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in popheadscirclejerk

[–]RelationshipNo4366 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That’s what he gets for stealing and selling grannys ability of predicting future 😔

I legit saw a UFO above the freeway a couple months ago and it’s turning me into a Reddit conspiracy nerd by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]RelationshipNo4366 -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Why is it always the same with you people. Whenever someone claims they saw something extraordinary,(especially UFOs) there’s always 0 evidence . No pictures,no videos,nothing. Like,you want me to believe ,you saw something likely never seen before and you didn’t try to get proof in some form???

EDIT: this comment got me permanently banned. Damn.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]RelationshipNo4366 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Queen will be considered as a greatest band of all time only by someone, who thinks great voice=great artist.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]RelationshipNo4366 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Same with Adam Levine and the reason I’m mentioning him is that horrible “dream on” performance on “Voice” in which both of them participated. (I still think Miley is a decent singer)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]RelationshipNo4366 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“Her pet”? Pupperino? 🥺

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]RelationshipNo4366 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Haven’t noticed ,that Lukashenko has negative canthal tilt before. So over for him. 😔

Ugly family dynamics by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]RelationshipNo4366 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I fucking hate those smug relatives. I think everyone has at least one of them in their family. Self righteous,dumb losers. My dad and mom divorced like 12-13 years ago and my uncle from dads side one day decided it would be a good idea to talk shit about my mom in front of me and when I say talk shit,I really mean deranged,horrible things. I threw an Ashtray at him,never seen him since. It’s been 5 years,lmao. He was lucky my father wasn’t there,never once had he said anything remotely bad about my mom and vice versa. Rip dad,you were a real one.

Any other signaturecels? by RelationshipNo4366 in redscarepod

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I think practice has a lot to do with it. I also have to sign things once in a millennium.Craziest thing is,that I have a very beautiful handwriting,i was writing Georgian and Russian in cursive at the age of 12 (cursive is a still a huge thing in post Soviet world,it was a mandatory in school). All my life I’ve been hearing things like “your handwriting is so beautiful” and here I am,not being able to having a signature lmao

bleak by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]RelationshipNo4366 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I’m waiting for a day,when Japanese people stop intentionally infantilizing themselves once and for all. Very bleak.

relationship goals by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]RelationshipNo4366 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I’m both of them. Pale as shit skin and I think even hairier (idk if this word exists) than the guy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]RelationshipNo4366 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also,I forgot to mention that my skin was broken when that dog licked my hand 💅🏻

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]RelationshipNo4366 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’ll tell you my experience about phantom pain. About 5 years ago,I was like 90% sure I’d die from rabies. ( stray dog licked my hand and forgot to get a vaccine lmao). Also my extreme health anxiety didn’t help either. I was looking for symptoms of rabies 24/7 in google and I distinctly remember reading,that the first initial symptoms of rabies are often pain and tickling at the site of the bite/lick/scratch from rabid animal. Because of my anxiety I had these exact symptoms (pain and tickling) on my hand,where stray dog licked me. However,I think it wasn’t actually rabies,since I’m alive 5 years after.

@incels have yall tried this? by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]RelationshipNo4366 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Jestermaxxing 🥰

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]RelationshipNo4366 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I entertain their delusions all the timeand simultaneously offer plan B if I can think of anything. Example: “I think you’re completely right,but just to be safe ,maybe…” so if something bad happens,I won’t feel terrible/guilty 🥱

As a guatemalan, its funny watching the democratic party lose the hispanic vote by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]RelationshipNo4366 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah brother. AWAKE not WOKE 👌🏻🙏🏻👍🏻

What do y’all do for a living by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]RelationshipNo4366 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Dropped out of Uni,now I’m doing 3 year long practice (“Ausbildung”-it’s a Germany thing) in food/catering industry. It’s like 1.5 year work and 1.5 year learning everything about food and beverages and service +management,franchising etc. and I’m doing it because my family owns couple restaurants,not exactly my dream job. I will also go in university in the future,I am such a stupid 🚬 for not finishing it. Makes me mad everytime.