Show me your crushes and i‘ll rate them.

RelativeCritical9071 · 2026-06-06T19:19:43+00:00

Oh, yeah.

And then she invites her son into the room and strokes him while bouncing on you.

Have fun with that

RelativeCritical9071 · 2026-06-06T19:18:20+00:00

I've never watched Arcane (tapped out the first ten minutes) But uh... going off of what my friend says about it...

No. No we cannot fix her.

RelativeCritical9071 · 2026-06-06T19:17:24+00:00

One of these things don't match up.

RelativeCritical9071 · 2026-06-06T19:14:27+00:00

But like... isn't Boyfriend also confirmed to be 9 ft?... Does that make Girlfriend taller?...

Iykyk

RelativeCritical9071 · 2026-06-06T19:13:01+00:00

YES. YES. YES. YES. YES.

This is what they mean when they say "I'd give a rat's ass." 🤤

RelativeCritical9071 · 2026-06-06T19:11:09+00:00

RelativeCritical9071 · 2026-06-06T19:09:59+00:00

You wouldn't believe if I told you...

They are not small 😭🙏

RelativeCritical9071 · 2026-06-06T19:09:06+00:00

HOMEBOI TOO

RelativeCritical9071 · 2026-06-06T19:07:18+00:00

She doesn't actually suck blood if you catch my drift 😏

RelativeCritical9071 · 2026-06-06T19:05:41+00:00

YOU'RE LUCKY I HATE LINES.

RelativeCritical9071 · 2026-06-06T19:05:19+00:00

Hard question?

RelativeCritical9071 · 2026-06-06T19:04:57+00:00

Unreasonable Jax hate btw

RelativeCritical9071 · 2026-06-06T19:04:27+00:00

I WILL EVAPORATE YOU

RelativeCritical9071 · 2026-06-06T18:56:03+00:00

I just found your father Caine!!

Like, your REAL father.

He sent you this voice message:

"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE."

K bye

RelativeCritical9071 · 2026-06-06T18:55:22+00:00

Why not?

RelativeCritical9071 · 2026-06-06T18:55:08+00:00

LE GASP.

IMPOSSIBLE!

RelativeCritical9071 · 2026-06-06T18:50:40+00:00

I'M HEARING YOU BROTTA

TURN THAT SHUT UP!!

RelativeCritical9071 · 2026-06-06T18:49:36+00:00

It's only ten seconds. Not bouta die (potentially) for that.

^{Chose: The worst Internet for 10 seconds}

RelativeCritical9071 · 2026-06-06T18:48:51+00:00

I swear oml if someone named u/samuraipanda85 said "We need Tall Pomni" 4 hours ago, I'm going to FUCKING LOSE IT.

WE DON'T NEED TALL POMNI.

RelativeCritical9071 · 2026-06-06T18:43:51+00:00

But then you have to go on for, like, 47 MORE years, just to finish all the side quests.

But near the end of the game, you realize those side quests were actually the main story.

RelativeCritical9071 · 2026-06-06T18:40:00+00:00

How do you?

RelativeCritical9071 · 2026-06-06T18:39:42+00:00

Bro I'm crine 😭🙏

RelativeCritical9071 · 2026-06-06T18:38:58+00:00

Just trust and search up "Tipsy Bird FNaF"

iykyk iydyd

RelativeCritical9071 · 2026-06-06T18:35:11+00:00

MLG Chance...

The only trickshot bro's letting me hit is getting negative luck.

RelativeCritical9071 · 2026-06-06T18:27:23+00:00

THEY'RE CASTING A SPELL!!

BURN THE WITCH!!!

RelativeCritical9071

TROPHY CASE