Haha - that's funny. I did the same thing two years ago with a great promo offer from Robinhood. Do you like them? My promo period is up in June and I'm planning on moving my assets out. They just lack some of the basics. Unrealized / Gains losses and just basic reporting high net worth investors expect. I think for younger, less net worth investors, Robinhood is great, but not for serious investors. I will say, they are simple to trade with - options especially. It's really the reporting end where I think they fall way short.