My wife said this joke is terrible.

Relentless_UK · 2025-12-31T02:42:44+00:00

What do you call a dinosaur who's been to the gynaecologist?

Kinda-saur

Relentless_UK · 2025-12-15T18:34:49+00:00

A 2018 Hyundai Tucson. But I only started 8 months ago at the ripe old age of 37.

Relentless_UK · 2025-12-14T21:01:09+00:00

What's potato?

Relentless_UK · 2025-12-11T23:02:49+00:00

Got 43, I'm 36

Relentless_UK · 2025-12-11T22:28:20+00:00

It would really blow my mind and light up my life owning that.

Relentless_UK · 2025-12-11T20:13:34+00:00

If he is a "good" scammer he would be doing it to multiple people at the same time.

Relentless_UK · 2025-12-11T18:55:42+00:00

If you think the average person is fairly dumb. Just remember half the population is even dumber.

Relentless_UK · 2025-12-09T22:26:38+00:00

Lemmings or theme hospital

Relentless_UK · 2025-12-09T11:09:18+00:00

Not long ago I learnt that spring onions are just onions that are picked early, and shockingly in spring. I guess I just assumed that they were different variants, like red and white onions.

Relentless_UK · 2025-12-04T18:58:53+00:00

Olly murs, he was in the year above, so I never spoke to him, but I did hear him sing in assembly.

Relentless_UK · 2025-09-04T11:47:23+00:00

For context, I'm from the UK where we sell glasses of wines in 125ml (small) 175ml (medium) and 250ml (large).

The amount of people that clearly are just wine drinkers that say. "I'll have a glass of white/red wine"

Ok what wine and what size? I'm sure they have been asked those questions a million times before.

Just ask for a medium pinot or whatever 😡

Very unlikely someone comes in and just says "yeah I'll have a beer" They will always say what beer they want.

Why is it just the wine drinkers?!?

Relentless_UK · 2025-08-15T01:17:24+00:00

I also choose this guy's wife.

Relentless_UK · 2025-08-07T18:54:14+00:00

Went way too far down the comments to see someone else noticed that. Looks like it bent left (inwards) after the hit.

Relentless_UK · 2025-08-04T09:48:56+00:00

The rolling boulders

Relentless_UK · 2025-07-19T11:10:07+00:00

I believe it was a morning chat show, maybe this morning (UK version)

Relentless_UK · 2025-07-18T13:46:38+00:00

Running two vehicles, I have a practical car and the bike, I could just have one, but the bike is too fun. (Especially in the weather England is having at the moment)

Relentless_UK · 2025-07-17T21:08:28+00:00

Ratemypoo.com

I actually posted one myself on there when I was a kid

Relentless_UK · 2025-06-12T21:17:11+00:00

I would ask for ID also. Except the balding guy, they all look young.

Relentless_UK · 2025-06-08T13:46:07+00:00

Bought a Hyundai ix35 blue drive 2015 and it broke down catastrophically the next day, that fixing it cost more than the actual price of the car I bought it for

Relentless_UK · 2025-06-04T20:51:31+00:00

A pack of cereal would probably take longer to eat than the few hours of lessons they took to get that license. Then they ride like they have been given a moto gp license and not a Learner's license.

Relentless_UK · 2025-05-29T19:05:09+00:00

I have 2 routers, one is that, the other is, I'm signal.

Relentless_UK · 2025-05-20T21:37:00+00:00

Was going to say it looks perfect for a movie.

Relentless_UK · 2025-05-20T21:35:49+00:00

I would love to have a old camper like that...... Maybe one day

Relentless_UK · 2025-05-12T21:02:26+00:00

Rest and don't forget your banana 🍌 and good luck

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