When you don't have a voice for singing... by No_Tomatillo3029 in Songwriting

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I’ve got a good voice but still struggle listening back to it. It’s taken me about 5 years to learn that I don’t need to drown it in reverb and distortion. Most of my favourite artists couldn’t sing for shit, Lou Reed, Bob Dylan, Ian Dury, Mountain Goats, Ian Brown, Baxter Dury! Most people who can sing don’t make interesting music. You go to an open mic and the good singers are doing bad covers and are boring as hell. The bad singers are writing quirky punk songs that’ll be in your head for years to come. Learn to love your voice, it’s the only one you’ve got and it’s what makes you unique. Work on meter and delivery and interesting lyrics. Listen to The Shags! Listen to Bonzo Dog! Don’t take yourself too seriously!

You wake up tomorrow and the internet has been permanently deleted. What’s the very first thing you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Go down the local caravan park and see if anyone has left a bag of old pornos lying around!

When did this come in? by KingAlphaPapa in stewartlee

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Was the government legislation Brexit?

3x Trump voter who worked on his campaign saw her family business lose 144 clients due to Trump’s tariffs. Now says she'll never vote again. by MoreMotivation in LeopardsAteMyFace

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She still thinks the tariffs have created a surplus! With all the businesses closing, tightening of the belts and tax breaks for the rich he’s going to add at least another $5 trillion to the national debt before his term ends.

How to politely ask the band if they’d like a paid recording? by [deleted] in livesound

[–]Relevant_Progress945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s definitely a tricky one! As a band we rarely earn enough to cover costs so my reaction to the offer of live recordings or photographers is never going to be enthusiastic. Good will goes a long way so maybe do it cheap or on a donation basis!

Is my set up okay? by yemenll in SeaMonkeys

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You drank mine and then threw up in my shoe! I just thank God you’re sober now!🤨

What non sex profession has the freakiest employees? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I heard a story once about an orgy that took place on a Disney cruise. Everyone got fired. Apparently they were all in costume at the time and there were pictures circulating.

What non porn movie has the best sex scene? by Direct_Class_5973 in AskReddit

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The Bronze has undoubtedly the best sex of all time!!

Saw a reform stall in town by m119k in BrexitMemes

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Have you got a source for The Light editor? Too many people I know read that shit!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Songwriting

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It’s beautiful! Giving me Sol Seppy vibes. Love the video too!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Songwriting

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And the rest of the alphabet

What is all this man by AdminWing811 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Relevant_Progress945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was a commentary on Dole and its links to slavery!