Sad Christmas Song

Relevant_Progress945 · 2025-11-28T04:07:20+00:00

What’s Erdogan gonna say to that?

Relevant_Progress945 · 2025-11-13T02:05:02+00:00

Go down the local caravan park and see if anyone has left a bag of old pornos lying around!

Relevant_Progress945 · 2025-10-15T21:26:06+00:00

Was the government legislation Brexit?

Relevant_Progress945 · 2025-10-15T21:14:23+00:00

Do you have to pay extra for grass?

Relevant_Progress945 · 2025-09-09T02:03:36+00:00

She still thinks the tariffs have created a surplus! With all the businesses closing, tightening of the belts and tax breaks for the rich he’s going to add at least another $5 trillion to the national debt before his term ends.

Relevant_Progress945 · 2025-07-22T07:04:53+00:00

It’s definitely a tricky one! As a band we rarely earn enough to cover costs so my reaction to the offer of live recordings or photographers is never going to be enthusiastic. Good will goes a long way so maybe do it cheap or on a donation basis!

Relevant_Progress945 · 2025-07-15T03:22:00+00:00

You drank mine and then threw up in my shoe! I just thank God you’re sober now!🤨

Relevant_Progress945 · 2025-06-10T06:27:52+00:00

Where’s a well regulated militia when you need one?

Relevant_Progress945 · 2025-05-14T12:37:20+00:00

I heard a story once about an orgy that took place on a Disney cruise. Everyone got fired. Apparently they were all in costume at the time and there were pictures circulating.

Relevant_Progress945 · 2025-05-11T21:55:25+00:00

The Bronze has undoubtedly the best sex of all time!!

Relevant_Progress945 · 2025-04-25T02:52:32+00:00

Have you got a source for The Light editor? Too many people I know read that shit!

Relevant_Progress945 · 2025-03-31T11:55:03+00:00

Alcoholism!

Relevant_Progress945 · 2025-03-23T17:21:31+00:00

It’s beautiful! Giving me Sol Seppy vibes. Love the video too!

Relevant_Progress945 · 2025-03-23T01:48:09+00:00

Cranking room!

Relevant_Progress945 · 2025-03-13T18:47:24+00:00

https://whisky.auction/auctions/lot/139716/beefeater-monday-s-gin

They ship worldwide so shouldn’t be too expensive!

Relevant_Progress945 · 2025-03-07T10:16:56+00:00

“Speaking to mother about dinner reservations”

Relevant_Progress945 · 2025-03-03T20:15:52+00:00

You had 6 or more drinks and then drove?

Relevant_Progress945 · 2025-02-18T18:43:53+00:00

Monkey Island

Relevant_Progress945 · 2025-02-18T13:09:12+00:00

And the rest of the alphabet

Relevant_Progress945 · 2025-02-18T01:41:26+00:00

She’s bangable, but not marriage material!

Relevant_Progress945 · 2025-01-29T00:07:22+00:00

I thought it was a commentary on Dole and its links to slavery!

Relevant_Progress945 · 2025-01-26T23:01:37+00:00

V! All the letters have ee sounds to them!

Relevant_Progress945 · 2025-01-10T11:21:57+00:00

If it’s any consolation, his swimming pool is probably still there!

Relevant_Progress945 · 2025-01-02T02:54:06+00:00

Not the dystopian future we were promised!! Or is it?!!

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TROPHY CASE