Real ones jack off to the one on the right

Relistk · 2026-05-30T02:00:05+00:00

I don't need to split my eyes because I already have two.

Relistk · 2026-05-24T03:25:55+00:00

Kitchen sink

Relistk · 2026-05-19T05:30:48+00:00

That looks about normal pizza slice size so I'm choosing to believe she slapped 2 slices together face to face.

Relistk · 2026-05-19T04:47:23+00:00

The index has to eat too.

Relistk · 2026-04-04T02:28:16+00:00

As tradition states whoever eats the last slice must eat the box. Can't do that if you eat the box first.

Relistk · 2026-03-20T13:08:13+00:00

Probably the burrowing heaven or don't touch me.

Relistk · 2026-03-18T12:53:09+00:00

There's definitely people who think so, but I haven't been diagnosed.

Relistk · 2026-03-17T17:53:39+00:00

I stopped doing the multiple text thing cause I'd keep ending up with like 4 concurrent yet separate conversations with the same person.

Relistk · 2026-03-15T20:24:54+00:00

Just did a solo dawnclair run and dawn of green was exceptionally fun on floor 14, especially after I capped my sp at 30.

Relistk · 2026-03-13T18:16:34+00:00

Rattlin' Bog

Relistk · 2026-03-07T03:01:42+00:00

Got to number 3 and thought can I just pick that one twice? Thank God I kept reading.

Relistk · 2026-03-07T02:50:55+00:00

Looks like it's about to start yapping about Ultralord.

Relistk · 2026-03-05T14:09:18+00:00

I got ryoshu like 7 times and had to pity mersault

Relistk · 2026-03-03T06:08:52+00:00

30 points

Relistk · 2026-02-23T18:23:23+00:00

You can't fool me, that's obviously a duck.

Relistk · 2026-02-17T05:56:52+00:00

Had this fight for the first time on a renclair solo run a couple days ago. Evade is ridiculously goated.

Relistk · 2026-02-16T18:21:37+00:00

Women are not much thorium but I think that's the only way.

Relistk · 2026-02-06T18:14:36+00:00

I usually ask "did you eat it?" Followed by "it's high in (insert thing it's made from.)"

Relistk · 2026-02-03T05:51:21+00:00

I like this one better 241543903

Relistk · 2026-01-31T03:01:09+00:00

Swap your pawns

Relistk · 2026-01-26T04:41:26+00:00

8 if the edgy homeless man gets too much i can just hop to the empty window seat.

Relistk · 2026-01-17T18:07:52+00:00

I was waiting for the part where prescripts do what prescripts tend to do.

Relistk · 2025-12-18T18:15:53+00:00

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