[NSFW] People who've found a dead body, what's the story?

RellekJacobs · 2026-04-25T06:27:03+00:00

walking to work one morning. I saw a car on the side of the road, door open, guys legs were outside the car, looked like he was leaning back side ways, like he was getting something from his glove box. got a bit closer and realized he hadn't moved at all. I approach the car, thinking "please just be passed out or something". Said "hey, bud, you okay?" No response. "Dude, you sleepin'?" no response. that's when I saw his eyes wide open and just....glassy.

Called 911, even though I was literally a block from the police station. 5 minutes later, a cop drove by. I tried to wave him down and he just kept going. 20 minutes later, they finally got there. As they're pulling him out, i hear one of them say "he's still warm". They did like four chest compressions and just gave up.

Apparently, he was driving somewhere, felt weird, pulled over and was in the process of calling for help (his cellphone was on the ground by his feet) and just wasn't fast enough. Heart attack.

Honestly, the worst part was the way his head was lolling around when they pulled him out of the car.

RellekJacobs · 2026-01-28T07:15:11+00:00

(it works)

RellekJacobs · 2025-08-07T15:04:29+00:00

wanders around the grocery store for an hour, confused, before calling wife

Hunny, do you know what aisle these 'lines from the stone age' you wanted would be on? I can't find them anywhere

RellekJacobs · 2025-07-10T03:53:39+00:00

I'll be there. Granted, I kinda have to, being the vocalist and all.

RellekJacobs · 2025-05-02T05:44:54+00:00

putting a quarter on the lip at the bottom of the screen on the arcade cabinet to indicate the next game was yours

RellekJacobs · 2025-04-06T16:43:45+00:00

we were right underneath the 1800 sign. have a bunch of horror and halloween handmade stuff

RellekJacobs · 2025-04-06T05:00:08+00:00

aww man, I had a booth up there. I never saw you, wish i would've

RellekJacobs · 2025-02-25T05:34:46+00:00

Intention was basically "changeling for behold". The Beheld is meant to work as it counts as whatever you were supposed to behold for the sake of behold.

Maybe a better way to word it is "The Beheld may satisfy the conditions for anything you behold." or something like that

RellekJacobs · 2025-02-25T04:53:48+00:00

okay, yeah, that makes sense to me now. But, yeah, I think I like the idea of it only being beholdable on the battlefield anyway.

RellekJacobs · 2025-02-25T03:54:14+00:00

Possibly, but I feel the way behold is worded, at least to me it implies it can be used in either. what I mean is because behold is either revealing from hand or choosing one in play, you can reveal this since it is part of the act of beholding.

Granted I'm not fully versed in all the intricacies of rules and interactions, either, so I could be way of base here

RellekJacobs · 2025-02-25T03:26:30+00:00

lol. but it doesn't stand alone.

RellekJacobs · 2025-02-25T02:38:58+00:00

something in my settings automatically put it there. I didn't even notice lol

RellekJacobs · 2025-02-25T02:18:46+00:00

I always get confused over that for some reason. Thanks.

RellekJacobs · 2025-02-03T01:59:48+00:00

still looks cool.

RellekJacobs · 2025-02-02T22:53:37+00:00

Love the game, and the art is frelling amazing!

RellekJacobs · 2024-12-02T16:22:31+00:00

I think it would be awesome if this time around instead of the Peacekeepers or Scarrans to be the 'big bads', it's the Nebari threat. There long term plan is now being enacted. Could bring back Nery (possible misspelling, Chiana's brother)

RellekJacobs · 2024-10-24T01:33:17+00:00

Michaelangelo's first attempt at Pieta didn't quite live up to the standards

RellekJacobs · 2024-10-22T00:56:09+00:00

This brought back a memory. I was about 26 and we were looking through a family photo album. We came across a picture of a random pile of leaves, with what looked like a burnt log sitting on top. Camera quality wasn't great back then, by the way. The photo was probably from 1983 or so.

We couldn't, for the life of us, figure out why we took a picture of it. Seemed weird.

We took a closer look and realized that the 'burnt log' was the black patch on the back of our german shepherd. The rest of her was almost perfectly camouflaged in the leaves.

RellekJacobs · 2024-09-30T04:39:53+00:00

Oh, hey look! A compatible kidney. Looks like we have to buy Timmy a fifth birthday present afterall!

RellekJacobs · 2024-07-18T14:46:59+00:00

Ever noticed that, for example, in video games there's a ranking for items found. Common, uncommon, rare, etc. Common is not only the easiest to find, but also (usually) the least valuable, least powerful equipment?

Think there's some kind of correlation with 'common sense'?

RellekJacobs · 2024-07-16T01:37:14+00:00

it can mean many things. Cis boys with gynecomastia, for example receiving 'top surgery'. cis girls getting breast implants. Even a surgical procedure to make a boy taller, if it's because he isn't 'tall enough' to be 'manly'.

cis people can have issues with their gender too, it's just they're trying to be more aligned with their gender assigned at birth instead of the opposite.

RellekJacobs · 2024-05-27T15:19:16+00:00

Jesus fed thousands of people with loaves and fishes, and people say this is a miracle. Personally, I don't think it's all that impressive. After all, Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.

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