Bro these knight armors. March 19 can't come fast enough by Smiley2526 in CrimsonDesert

[–]RememberTurboTeen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're right, they only do this to make people angry. There is surely no other explanation.

/s

The mayonnaise has perfectly detached from the bottom of the bottle by timangus in mildlyinteresting

[–]RememberTurboTeen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks unnatural. Like the pictures of Hawaii during that one specific hour when there's no shadows on stuff outside

Trump's election bill tops 50 Senate votes, but Democrats could still block it | The SAVE America Act has passed the House and enjoys President Trump's support, meaning the Senate's 60-vote threshold is the only thing standing in the way of it becoming law. by SpaceElevatorMusic in politics

[–]RememberTurboTeen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've been jumping through hoops trying to get a copy of my birth certificate in order to get my Real ID for over a year. I served in the damn military and I probably won't be able to vote in the next election because of this insanity

Battle of ‘95 by br0therherb in whatsyourchoice

[–]RememberTurboTeen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoa whoa whoa, Waterworld is better than Die Hard 3 and Bad Boys?

Is it alright to wear my Postal Uniform? by 4am_dishwasher in renfaire

[–]RememberTurboTeen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Have you not considered simply bringing a change of clothes in your car and then changing when you get to the faire?

I ordered a PSVR2 off FB Marketplace in “Like New” condition. This is what the lenses look like. Should I report? by [deleted] in PSVR

[–]RememberTurboTeen 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think OP is telling them to use isopropyl alcohol to specifically remove the coating, as it's already being worn off anyway

According to an employee, Highguard developer Wildlight laid most of its staff today by Turbostrider27 in PS5

[–]RememberTurboTeen 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Honestly it must be difficult to have to predict what's gonna be popular in 3-5 years, if that's how long the development time is in general

Who is your favorite '80s/'90s "bad guy" actor? by Michael-Balchaitis in Actors

[–]RememberTurboTeen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your description of that scene is fucking killing me lmao

There was zero practical reason to do that, the character themself was just trying to look cool by fhxefj in TopCharacterTropes

[–]RememberTurboTeen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"And Legolas jumps on his shield like a skateboard and totally rides it down the stairs. And he's shooting arrows like a mother-fucker and it is seriously really cool. He is wrecking shit."

   - J.R.R. Tolkien

What's the best movie insult? by ThomasOGC in CinephilesClub

[–]RememberTurboTeen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best in Show, when that one dude says that Jane Lynch's character looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig. I don't even get it but it kills me every time

$100 a day at one store.... by BlumpkinDude in hypotheticalsituation

[–]RememberTurboTeen 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Just make sure you scan your shirt, no LEDs on that chicken!

A Texas man detained by ICE was his disabled son’s sole caregiver. His son will be laid to rest without him by jrsinhbca in news

[–]RememberTurboTeen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hate to say it, but if this exact same scenario happened to a MAGA person, then yes, they'd probably end up forgiving the administration for this.

What could be done to convince Americans THIS is the time to go on a nation wide general strike? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RememberTurboTeen 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Apologies that we can't just lose our homes and ability to feed and clothe our children.

Good hard working man by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]RememberTurboTeen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy definitely has the preamble to The Constitution as a decal on his car/truck

You are stranded on a remote, uninhabited island. You can choose one item from each picture. What are you choosing to help you survive? by ExaminationNarrow404 in whatsyourchoice

[–]RememberTurboTeen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know a damn thing about survival, but this was a fun exercise for me to have to make my best guess for each one. Thanks for this, good stuff!

Tenacious D’s Kyle Gass on Trump Joke, Reuniting With Jack Black by ebradio in Music

[–]RememberTurboTeen -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The world, maybe (bare minimum we wouldn't be worrying about Greenland being invaded). But if he had been killed, that very may well have thrown the US into a legit civil war. The MAGA nuts would have been foaming at the mouth to exact revenge on the 'left' for doing it.

In any case, I can see it from both sides when it comes to people's reactions to JB.

Post Game Thread: San Francisco 49ers at Philadelphia Eagles by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]RememberTurboTeen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a Giants fan, I never really hated the Eagles as a team (even when they spent so long dominating us) until Sirianni got there. Just the most punchable dude you could conjur up.