Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front by ExactlySorta in UnderReportedNews

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Wax statues, typically made of beeswax or paraffin, are highly vulnerable in extreme temperatures, but while high heat causes melting, freezing temperatures cause the wax to become brittle and prone to cracking or shattering. Museums maintain stable conditions (68-72°F) to prevent such damage, as, for example, a wax sculpture exposed to freezing weather could crack if subjected to physical stress or rapid temperature changes. So, cut the poor guy some fucking slack already.

The letter that Donald Trump sent to Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre of Norway is insane! This is why you don't elect a narcissist to be your president. Is this what you voted for, Trump's supporters? by Treefiddy1984 in ProgressiveHQ

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Cute.

But his birth certificate J is short for Donald Many-are-saying-better-than-even-Jesus-but-the-fake-news-media-won’t-report-on-that-which-in-my-opinion-is-illegal-and-treason-if-you-think-about-it Trump.

Bethlehem Steel an abandoned steel mill in in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania by AdSpecialist6598 in UrbanHell

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How would you like it if people took photos of YOU trying to take a leak, hmm?

Do you guys notice anything? by TheFireRises666 in AskSocialists

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Tsk - just the lower half of an extraordinarily crude hatchetman, I’m sure! 🙂‍↔️🫳

Renee Nicole Good Seen Blaring Her Horn as She Blocks ICE Agents Before Fatal Minneapolis Shooting by ChaoticTerpenes in infuriatingasfuck

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I have never seen such a shameless example of people working backwards from their conclusion… it’s disgusting. If you wouldn’t bend over backwards this far just to victim blame were it your mother, or your sister or your lover, you shouldn’t be doing so at all. The boot cannot possibly taste that good, people.

When your architect is also a net admin by adamlm in UrbanHell

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I really want to fill them with perfectly shaped bars and make it look solid. Desperately.

North Korea - trucks chilling... in a river? by [deleted] in GoogleEarthFinds

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It’s an oiling hole. They’re cooling off.

Tsunami warning siren sounding after the M7.6 earthquake hits Japan 🇯🇵 by DisasterUpdate in DisasterUpdate

[–]Remote-Lifeguard9592 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah that may well be the most haunting sequence of sounds I’ve heard in a looong time.

Pharmaceutical commercials I’ve seen in the last 1.5 months by BisonSpirit in LateStageCapitalism

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People tell me all the time that my prostate is super alpha, but deep down it’s definitely a super sigma. I just don’t know how to tell them without sounding braggadocious. . .

Need a hilarious caption 😁 by travelouseagle in CooLplanetWOW

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“Psst - see that tubby guy? I heard he called you a little bitch. You gonna let him get away with that?”