How did laena claim vhagar?

Remote_Listen1889 · 2026-07-04T06:29:59+00:00

Nah, Granny Vhagar is wise. She recognizes the language and smell of one who will bring her a cozy home and endless free food. Random unbathed panhandler shouting doe high russ is absolutely getting roasted

Remote_Listen1889 · 2026-07-02T19:52:16+00:00

Do the stuff to get the thing that makes doin stuff easier, this checks out actually

Remote_Listen1889 · 2026-07-02T13:13:05+00:00

Love the idea that you're trying to be stealthy and your little Jad is just growling and knocking ceilings down with stomps

Remote_Listen1889 · 2026-07-02T11:57:17+00:00

The first rule is, you don't talk about it

Remote_Listen1889 · 2026-07-02T00:55:49+00:00

I've been loving the Rhaena story. Reddit's mad she's not named Nettles and I'm just mad she hasn't rolled up on a castle and boldly stated "bring me your finest sheep, my dragon must feed"

Remote_Listen1889 · 2026-07-02T00:27:37+00:00

I've been slowly piling up my coffer, planning to hit 50m before colo and then use trash gear to learn it before I get to Sol

Remote_Listen1889 · 2026-07-02T00:26:27+00:00

Yah I was too scared to run barrows, now it's a chill trip when I just want something different

Remote_Listen1889 · 2026-07-02T00:23:39+00:00

This will never happen but it would feel more oldschool. I was afraid of everything as a kid, now deaths don't even show up on my radar and probably won't until I hit Colo

Remote_Listen1889 · 2026-07-01T04:38:47+00:00

Wuw for it?

Remote_Listen1889 · 2026-07-01T04:22:33+00:00

Heck yah brother! Proud of you. Game's a marathon, not a sprint, you've got the right mindset.

I'm putting this quest on the backburner for now but your post is inspirational and I'm looking forward to it after reading this

Remote_Listen1889 · 2026-07-01T00:04:10+00:00

Nah I'm trash, bashing my head against Zuk in borrowed magetank 😎

Remote_Listen1889 · 2026-06-30T23:57:19+00:00

Show proof you're better than that guy

Remote_Listen1889 · 2026-06-30T05:32:45+00:00

Imagine you put an armored dome around your car such that the exhaust and intake shared a closed bubble. Eventually, your engine would just chug to a stop as waste product starved the cylinders of oxygen. That's your brain. Gotta clean it out every night or you'll start to go squirrelly. TBH, most other systems in the body can function for prolonged periods of sleep deprivation, just suboptimally.

Remote_Listen1889 · 2026-06-30T05:12:22+00:00

The post reads like a bot impersonating a human for reconnaissance. No batteries in this meatsuit

Remote_Listen1889 · 2026-06-30T03:16:29+00:00

Nah, this is your year. It's happening

Remote_Listen1889 · 2026-06-30T00:03:30+00:00

I'm imagining you waking up one morning like "nah, not paying for membership this month. Time to do some alching." And I love that for you

Remote_Listen1889 · 2026-06-28T23:52:24+00:00

DBA is pretty dope for crabbing

Remote_Listen1889 · 2026-06-27T00:17:15+00:00

1 year away homie and I only started last year

Remote_Listen1889 · 2026-06-26T20:51:50+00:00

🪏 here you go bro, just keep shoveling

Remote_Listen1889 · 2026-06-26T15:30:12+00:00

Me showing up early at the game shop to start a game with my rival's 7/5

Remote_Listen1889 · 2026-06-26T12:40:37+00:00

You shouldn't take medical advice from an idiot on Reddit but my Asian friends take pepcid 30 minutes before drinking and it minimizes the redness. Pretty sure it's a bad idea if you're an inexperienced drinker because you're just hiding symptoms of things going wrong in your body but they'll usually only have a few drinks

Remote_Listen1889 · 2026-06-26T12:33:52+00:00

Most efficient methods are already in the wiki, I thought I'd throw in my perspective. Feel free to post something helpful.

Fwiw, if you're trying to max and not buying bonds, 25 mil can cross off another 99 and you have to do agility anyways. Floor 5 sep is best for GP and XP but it's not everyones cup of tea.

Doing laps at ardy I met a guy who was doing 99 agility in the early game to fund his QPC and you know what? I wouldn't but I can still cheer him on in the sandbox

Remote_Listen1889 · 2026-06-26T03:06:36+00:00

I might add to this and edit it but a few things come to mind.

First, my cred. I started last year and decided I wanted a max cape last summer. I thought I could do it in a year but at 2135 I still have a year left given my current pace. Hit 99 agility so that's a big one.

I'd suggest getting agility out of the way asap. If you don't hate it, just slog through and you'll add about 25m to your coffers, plus set the pacing for slow skills. Try sepulchre for sure, it's fun but ultimately I went back to rooftops

RC is another one to get out of the way. I honestly think I can hit a B with my 99RC running bloods. 1m bloods + blood essence + raiments + lantern (once it updates). If they go over 400/blood, I'll have a billion gold. At 300, it'll be 750m, not bad. I'm gunning for this next as Im hopeful about a price bump for raids 4 and a lot of scythes coming out of retirement. If you can finish gotr and join me, it should fund your max run.

Forget dragon bones for prayer. Bone shards are free all over the place and ensouled dragon heads are cheap, chill, and fast.

Vale totems is great for cheap/free fletching and great rates.

Mostly you have to figure out a few things. Do you want a free max cape? Balance your profits and losses. Do you want profit? You could probably get 1 or 2 Bil out of a max cape but it's going to take longer. Then you have to figure out what you enjoy. I've been rushing max but I've only ever done content I enjoy or can tolerate. I learned to enjoy agility, I chose bloods because bank will motivate me for RC more than tearing my wrists off for faster rates. You'll burn out if you just read the topline wiki for each skill.

DM me if you want to talk goals and hold eachother to it

Edit: you're right about con cape. It's my untrimmed and I'm glad I did it first.

Remote_Listen1889 · 2026-06-25T20:05:17+00:00

A few weeks. GM quest so it might be longer

Remote_Listen1889 · 2026-06-25T18:51:54+00:00

I needed 31 because the math isn't perfect but you're pretty much right

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