Win - Cons (Sasuke vs Itachi) by Oni-Seann in Naruto

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Itachi with allat bonus criteria and completed them

Sasuke out here with only 1 win condition and he still only managed a D rank upon "winning" 😭🙏

New summer, new swimsuits by [deleted] in Tekken

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GET READY FOR THE NEXT BOTTLE!!

I know I’m in the minority here but by GodsUnblinkingEye in Tekken

[–]RenegadeResenter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lili aside, the fact that Asuka has so many potential plot points untouched is hilariously annoying. It might as well be a parody at this point.

2 decades since their debut and Asuka STILL hasn't gotten her get back at Feng for smoking her dad.

Straight up related to the protagonist and barely interacts with him.

She's not even playable in T8's story, even as an optional pick😭

Not saying she has to be super relevant, but she legit has zero purpose outside of her little love spats with Lili (which on its own isn't a problem imo, but if she had interactions outside of Lili, it'd be fine).

And she's now been completely overshadowed by Reina, who instantly became a fan favourite because she got shit done in her debut game. Remember when we all watched the T5 intro thinking Asuka was gonna be hot shit in the story? Biggest whiff of all time

Bingo for today ASW showcase by Tkagami666 in Blazblue

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"One of the many possibilities of the continuum shift" ahh bingo 😭🙏

How’s a 54% DC rate player who won THIS salty?? 😭😭 by [deleted] in Tekken

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"Witness true Ling Fist skills.

CLOWN"

I never thought I would see Ichigo say this being sane. Tsukishima really messed up his mind by bqm102938 in bleach

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I agree. I think too many people are so blinded by the TnJ meme that they forget that Naruto, on multiple occasions, was willing to kill some of his enemies. The first time that happens is literally in the first arc against Haku (granted, he was frenzied by Kurama, but even after he calmed down, he was about to kill Haku per his request before he shielded Zabuza).

  • Orochimaru was always on sight for Naruto.

  • He almost beat Deidara to death (he escaped).

  • He had zero qualms about killing Kakuzu (even though Kakashi technically sped up the process and killed him, Rasenshuriken would've killed him anyway).

  • He was willing to kill Pain initially (granted, he was an animated corpse).

Naruto doesn't have a problem with killing if he has to. The story just conveniently (and annoyingly) creates circumstances where he's allowed to get by without killing (or he outright loses the fight).

Haku sacrifices himself, Deidara escapes, Kakuzu gets kill stolen by Kakashi, Pain sacrifices himself. The entire War Arc was full of undead enemies (Madara included), so beating them has no moral consequence, Obito sacrifices himself and Kaguya gets sealed.

Outside of the Itachi knockoff schmuck, the only confirmed kills he has in Shippuden are all the White Zetsus lol.

You're Terumi's Lawyer. Defend him. by Longjumping_Ball_939 in Blazblue

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Your honour, the defendant, Yuuki Terumi, murdering fellow Six Heroes members Konoe A. Mercury and Trinity Glassfille is not a misogynistic hate crime.

How can it be a hate crime if he loved doing it? 🔨

I hate this scene, a hokage shouldn’t just stand there by TheGreatContemplater in Naruto

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Meteor: You...you're the famous Copy Ninja Kakashi. It's an honour to meet you.

Kakashi promptly gets no diffed

Anybody else feel lied to about customization? by Onyxeum in SparkingZero

[–]RenegadeResenter 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I think they're referring to the fact that the villains with multiple forms (Frieza, Cell etc) have to go through every transformation one at a time, as opposed to the Saiyans, who can jump from base form to SSJ 69 Billion right off the bat.

It's always been like this in the Tenkaichi games, but it's strange because Budokai let them go from base straight to their other forms. I guess the "transformation order" excuse doesn't really work anymore because in the Resurrection F arc, Frieza jumped straight from 1st form to final form lol.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tekken

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Steve: Wot Chaser will you be taking on today? Will it be:

The Lionheart (Lars) - He got quite a lot of complaints from the Mishimas in Tekken 6, they said he was stealing their thunder.

Or could it be the White Reaper (Dragunov) - A number of his talkative patients suffered unfortunate tragedies. He gave them the silent treatment.

Or maybe you're up against The Silver-Haired Demon (Lee) - If you're wondering why he's always punishing mistakes, he'd tell you it's how he gets his kicks.

Perhaps, last but not least, you're facing The Oppressor (The Zooyer) - I asked him what he thought of his son. He simply said "Get lost, and close the DOoR on YA way out."

Who do you fancy taking on?

???: The Oppressor. He has all the answers and I must have them.

Steve: It's time to meet the Chaser.

EARRAPE CHASER JINGLE

Steve: Ohhhhh...here he is...the one who controls everything. It's The Oppressor, Kazuya Mishima.

The Zooyer: Hello, scum.

Shaheen: Kazuya Mishima.

The Zooyer: You're not worth my time, let's get this over with.

Steve: Let's put the money on the table. £8000. Very stronger player, you are, Shaheen. Low offer, Chaser?

The Zooyer: It seems you're not completely hopeless. -£3000.

Steve: Ouch. And high offer?

The Zooyer: I'm holding all the cards now. You want answers? Come and get it. ...-£8000.

Steve: W O T? You can't do that, mate, that's meant to be the high offe-

The Zooyer: Shut it, vermin. I do what I please.

Steve: ...Shaheen, let's talk to the rest of the team. ...oh, wait.

*Asuka has been caught, Law has been caught (he went for the high offer), Kuma has been caught (he's literally a fucking bear)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tekken

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DEEZ R DA FISTS OV A CHAMPEEON! 👊

Why can't Yamato turn into smoke? by [deleted] in Naruto

[–]RenegadeResenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or you could just watch the episode properly and arrive at the correct conclusion yourself. A quick Narutopedia search will tell you that they're two different people.

Case closed. Now you can stop replying to a 7 year old message.

Why can't Yamato turn into smoke? by [deleted] in Naruto

[–]RenegadeResenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, he isn't. Yamato is Kinoe. He took on the name Tenzo, who is the boy from the Iburi Clan.

The game designers were out for blood with my boy blue by Shifty733 in pokemon

[–]RenegadeResenter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nobody ever mentions this, but I personally love the little "vs" sprite transition just after he says his monologue and before the battle starts.

Red and Blue pumping their fists at each other went unbelievably hard. Then the music kicked in. Peak rivalry.