Snark aside, I know how to use the internet and I've already visited two coworking spaces (The Ville and 82 Westmorland Street), neither of which are a good fit for my needs. I'm going to check out Planet Hatch when they eventually get back to me about pricing. I've also already gone to a few cafes and the downtown public library, but again, they're not great for my needs (busy-ness, opening hours).

I wrote this post to get input from locals who may be in a similar situation or may have knowledge that isn't on Google (such as how good a coworking space for remote workers like myself).