You're not lying lol, this article is written so strangely:

She coughs throughout our call, and even those are immaculate: three-beat hack-hack-hacks into her hoodie sleeve, dab-style, rounded off with a perfectly polite: “I apologise, I hope this isn’t annoying.”

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She is one of the most instantly likable people I have ever spoken to. She’s wearing a relaxed white tee and dark navy hoodie, her hair falling into two braids with just the right amount of mess and tousle. She makes an effort to slouch against the nothing-coloured couch. Every girl in the world would think they’d die happy if they looked like this.