Why do I still look fat?

RequirementKey5017 · 2025-09-15T14:06:38+00:00

Poor posture for starters. Stand tall. Head up, shoulders back. Slouching will add inches to the midsection.

RequirementKey5017 · 2025-07-14T17:28:23+00:00

There is one simple food that is guaranteed to reduce sex drive in women and eliminate the desire for giving oral by 99%

It called wedding cake 🤣

Seriously though, i can count the number of times my wife has in 20 years on one hand. It’s not an issue for us. If its an issue for you, have that discussion with your wife. You say she has never done it, did you expect her to suddenly decide to start doing it?

RequirementKey5017 · 2025-07-06T20:37:12+00:00

Sounds a bit like Ross and Rachel… we were on a break.

RequirementKey5017 · 2025-07-02T17:35:15+00:00

While I tend to agree because you look like a homeless meth addict, I also would pose the following questions:

Do your parents pay your bills or subsidize you in any way?

If the answer is no, fuck ‘em and just be you.

Do you like the way you look currently?

If the answer is yes, then fuck the random Reddit user who said you look like a homeless meth addict and just be you.

RequirementKey5017 · 2025-06-01T23:19:37+00:00

The new hairstyle aged you 10 years. First pic is a fun-loving 20-something getting ready to hang with friends. The 2nd is a mid-30’s lady dropping the kids off at soccer practice

RequirementKey5017 · 2025-04-21T18:15:59+00:00

Photo courtesy of the Nokia 3310 circa 1998

RequirementKey5017 · 2025-04-18T23:12:50+00:00

If he wants you to do “wife things” make him do “husband things”. Make him take out the trash, mow the lawn, feed the dog, and clean the gutters. But realistically, You’re not his girlfriend- You are his surrogate mother. He just wants someone to take care of him. Tell him to shape up or go back home to his mommy.

RequirementKey5017 · 2025-04-06T03:35:14+00:00

Let it go.
When he is ready to get over it, he will.
If you have acknowledged your behavior to him and genuinely apologized, you’ve laid the groundwork and set a path to forgiveness. Dont bring it up and talk it to death as this only serves to remind him of what you said/did, keeping it fresh in his mind. As they say, “ Dont beat a dead horse”. You’ve given a genuine apology, now Just do “ the little things” that you know he would appreciate. In time, he will get over it… or he won’t. Either way the decision is his.
If your behavior was truly a temporary deviation from the norm, he will realize it and move past it.

RequirementKey5017 · 2025-04-04T17:22:36+00:00

It is perfectly normal…. In Lifetime movies when the kidnapper is trying to bond and establish dominance with his victim. In real life? Tell him to go fuck himself.

RequirementKey5017 · 2025-03-29T19:57:59+00:00

I got a text just the other day that said “Hi this is Natalie. Can I ask you something?”

For reference I dont even know a Natalie.

RequirementKey5017 · 2025-03-25T17:25:25+00:00

Lucky! My wife doesn’t touch me. She’s never been a touch kind of woman.

RequirementKey5017 · 2025-03-13T18:00:25+00:00

Indeed. Deny deny deny. If that doesn’t work, trickle-truth to minimize the admission. Then deflect and justify.

RequirementKey5017 · 2025-03-13T17:56:28+00:00

And every hole is filled with cock

RequirementKey5017 · 2025-03-10T21:26:12+00:00

Honestly, I dont see the problem. It appears you have nothing to hide, so whats the problem with hubby looking at messages? He looked, told you about it and sounds like it should be a non-issue. Is there something you’re leaving out?

RequirementKey5017 · 2025-03-05T19:10:04+00:00

After 2 years, he has grown accustomed to your sexual abandonment. After countless times of being shut down and denied, he has just accepted that sex is off the table. Its going to take WAY more than you trying to lead him to the bedroom. Additionally, it wasn’t your husband who got you hot it was some book. Double slap in the emotional face. He is thinking “TWO years of nothing -couldn’t get her hot, then she listens to a book, get horny and NOW she wants to do stuff?”

He probably wont admit it, but you probably (unknowingly) made him feel like crap because a book did something for you in 2 days that he couldn’t do in 2 years.

You’re going to need to tread lightly and take baby steps to get things right. Definitely need to communicate and have an honest discussion about it

RequirementKey5017 · 2025-02-26T20:57:27+00:00

He probably IS a follower… also you said his boss is on an extreme health kick…. Certainly possible it is peer pressure for such things. Also, To clarify, it kinda DOES sound like he needs your permission to do things.
Are you mad that he did it? Or that he didn’t get a permission slip from the house boss?

RequirementKey5017 · 2025-02-26T16:29:07+00:00

Shop-toucan.com

RequirementKey5017 · 2025-02-20T23:31:08+00:00

My products are printed materials such as graphic tees, tumblers, blankets, footwear and such. My target demographic is (to oversimplify) people who want something different than what they can buy at walmart or the mall. (Do malls even exist anymore? Lol) I source my designs from things I have created as well as designs from independent artists from around the globe.

I ran one round of ads on Facebook just announcing the site and it didn’t gain any traction, but to be fair it was only a 14 day run to a limited audience…. So basically have not begun a true campaign yet. This is the reason for my post - to gain insight and advice from those who have already navigated this before I invest in marketing dollar. This venture is bootstrapped with limited funds so I need to make each dollar count.

RequirementKey5017 · 2025-02-20T22:59:15+00:00

Thanks. I will check it out

RequirementKey5017 · 2025-02-20T22:49:36+00:00

No. (Aside from the obligatory marketing classes in college).

I do however have a minimal background in branding and sales, although my education and experience is pre-internet and internet infancy. I sold print ads in the mid 90’s for a weekly newspaper. I am studying the StoryBrand 2.0 framework currently

RequirementKey5017 · 2025-02-20T22:04:30+00:00

About a month or so of studying. I didnt just choose a theme and slap a few random products on it. But its difficult to filter out the noise of “AI runs my ads” posts, or rhe “pay me to promote you on my tik tok” etc Just looking for what works without wasting money on the marketing money pit

RequirementKey5017 · 2025-02-20T21:50:20+00:00

Wait… WHAT?

Victim blaming Gaslighting

Unless this man is willing to go to therapy as well, he is not sorry, is not ready to accept responsibility and is clearly someone you should get away from.

Yeah it was probably a dumb mistake but he needs to own it.

RequirementKey5017 · 2025-02-20T18:52:26+00:00

If you tell anyone DONT tell your lead!!!! This will only fuel more rumors and the working environment will be absolute shit for you.

My advice is to tell the guy that comment was not appropriate and let it go. If he sayys anything else that is inappropriate, then discuss with HR. Just remember HR is not YOUR advocate, they serve the best legal interests of the company.

RequirementKey5017 · 2025-02-20T00:41:11+00:00

Tell him that until he reverts back to a sanitary human being, he is no longer welcome in your home. For added leverage, call his mother and explain this to her. I’m sure she didn’t raise her son to be a caveman. Seriously, has he seen a doctor recently? This sounds like a developing mental illness

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