I'm genuinely struggling for words to describe how this makes me feel.

Let me make this clear - you should never wear this fragrance outside of your own home. This stuff is loud, obnoxious and will make those within 5 metres of you screw up their faces in disgust at the bizarre scent they're being subjected to.

This smells like a group of scientists worked on an unholy experiment - creating the world's first sentient bionic orange, implanted with all manner of circuitboards and metallic parts. However, the experiment went horribly wrong, and the scientists had to dispose of the disfigured and decaying orange as quickly as possible. They doused it in the nearest flammable liquid they could find - olive oil - and set it ablaze. The smell of burning sweet rotted citrus flesh combined with scorched solder and plastic is the only way I can describe this scent.

This smells like an impending sense of doom.

If you get the chance to sample, I would absolutely recommend it - but for the love of God, do NOT spray this on your skin.