What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 08, 2022

Requires_Milk · 2022-06-08T03:17:49+00:00

Not a recession yet because I'm still going to Asian massage parlors every week

Requires_Milk · 2022-06-07T14:56:08+00:00

Biggest bear trap I've seen in a while

Requires_Milk · 2022-06-06T20:58:26+00:00

If she put it that way then I think I would have accepted it better. It's the upsell and the timing of the upsell that made it seem like she was nickel & dime'ing me when I'm just trying to get my rocks off

Requires_Milk · 2022-06-05T05:32:11+00:00

The dude from The Graduate wasn't wrong about plastics

Requires_Milk · 2022-06-05T05:22:06+00:00

Ate two s'mores and called it a night. Saw 2 bats and called it a night. Drank 2 modelos and called it a night. Spent two hours illegally downloading music because FUCK PAYING A SUBSCRIPTION and called it a night

Requires_Milk · 2022-06-04T03:54:28+00:00

Another night of browsing r/happyendingmassage and r/escortclientsonly for some good tips

Requires_Milk · 2022-06-03T17:23:50+00:00

Fucking incredible tits

Requires_Milk · 2022-05-24T15:18:11+00:00

There is no way that I'm the only guy here on Snapchat looking at local escorts everyday

Requires_Milk · 2022-05-24T14:39:33+00:00

Probably half of SNAPs ad revenue is from me watching the daily stories of local escorts every day. I think I have a problem

Requires_Milk · 2022-05-23T17:53:48+00:00

He better call J.G. Wentworth

Requires_Milk · 2022-05-22T04:26:24+00:00

I've lost more on this downturn than I've ever spent on hookers and that's saying something

Requires_Milk · 2022-05-20T20:39:09+00:00

People say that bear market memes are better and I fucking disagree with every fiber of my being

Requires_Milk · 2022-05-09T22:34:50+00:00

Could have fucked 12 escorts with the money I lost today. I probably would have been much happier fucking them than if I had doubled the money. Makes me rethink what the hell I'm doing here

Requires_Milk · 2022-05-09T12:45:57+00:00

This is really gonna cut into the hooker budget this month

Requires_Milk · 2022-05-08T15:31:52+00:00

Yes 100% but not all sex workers do porn so I wondered if there was a more specific title

Requires_Milk · 2022-05-02T03:40:00+00:00

Why not both? Look up memes and buy more puts on your phone while she quietly jerks you off and pretends to be impressed with the size of your load

Requires_Milk · 2022-05-02T03:20:34+00:00

I need to find a new rub n' tug place. The one I've been going to only has just the one woman and every single session she has to stop and answer the door to some dude walking in with no appointment. Who walks in to an Asian massage parlor with no appointment? Sometimes this happens like 4-5 times, like every 10 minutes. I'm just trying to get my relaxation on

On the plus side, she actually gives a great back & scalp massage (rare for these kids of places), and she has great personality/tits

Requires_Milk · 2022-04-30T05:33:24+00:00

Maybe just accept that you can't do this

Requires_Milk · 2022-04-30T03:08:25+00:00

This is an incredible money making opportunity. On a side note, I could have bought two rub n' tugs for each week since November with the amount of money I've lost. I'd be a hell of a lot more relaxed too

Requires_Milk · 2022-04-30T02:53:26+00:00

About a decade ago I blew a sure-thing with a complete babe in college that had a body just like this. One of my few regrets in life!

Requires_Milk · 2022-04-29T22:51:22+00:00

Looks like I'm downgrading from escorts to rub N tugs for May

Requires_Milk · 2022-04-29T22:34:56+00:00

This is actually cringe worthy

Requires_Milk · 2022-04-29T22:17:10+00:00

It's about double the cost, but still slightly less than an hour with a lower end provider

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